8-year-old and 6-year-old girl and a 3-year-old boy and so far none of them have any interest whatsoever in watching games with me. They actually resent BYU more than anything because it takes so much of my time.

I'm always baffled when I hear you guys tell stories about the amazing acts of your kids' fandom at such a young age. Is there some kind of Clockwork Orange indoctrination session that I can try on them? My wife isn't much of a fan either, so I'm really the lone Cougar in my household. It's sad.