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Mar 29, 2017
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crack
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Do almonds have nipples?
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So what's the deal with almond milk? Is there a reason I should be drinking it?
WhyKnot
3/29/17 10:27pm
When two almonds care very much about each other
TNT
3/29/17 10:28pm
TNTDUA
che flaco
3/29/17 10:33pm
Basically just for people who are allergic to or just don't like milk
Sir_Ten
3/29/17 10:29pm
Because almonds make milk.
mulletino
3/29/17 10:32pm
I have nipples. Can you milk me?
idacoug
3/29/17 10:42pm
RE: Because almonds make milk.
cheezedawg
3/29/17 10:48pm
Well, by drinking it in lieu of dairy milk, you are not consuming secretions of
BlueFrog
3/29/17 10:33pm
Just secretions of a hard plant that grows out of dirt with the aid of farm
fattycoug
3/30/17 7:48am
I'm holding out for zucchini milk.
Cougarfan777
3/29/17 10:35pm
Pretty sure zucchini's don't care about each other. Kind of like dentists
TNT
3/29/17 10:36pm
We buy a chocolate almond milk that is delicious. No reason to buy it other than
cheezedawg
3/29/17 10:46pm
My mom brought some over and my 2 year old (who loves chocolate milk) couldn't
fattycoug
3/30/17 7:49am
No cholesterol. Besides if you and I don't buy it how are all the almond farmers
claw
3/29/17 10:48pm
Weird
TNT
3/29/17 10:55pm
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kunarcougar
3/29/17 11:02pm
How do you know?
TNT
3/29/17 11:03pm
I don't know, with cows we just slurp up the secretions of their udders. With almonds, we rip away their babies and
jaromp
3/29/17 11:25pm
Poor almonds
TNT
3/29/17 11:26pm
Except you utterly destroy the almond to non-existence whereas you relieve
fattycoug
3/30/17 7:51am
Do almonds have nipples?
crack
3/29/17 11:09pm
Less calories?
Jericho
3/29/17 11:14pm
I personally prefer it because it's easier on my stomach
Breaded Hamster
3/30/17 1:43am
Lactose is pretty difficult to digest, we've switched to almond the taste is
Pretorian
3/30/17 6:17am
My wife would give you a laundry list of issues with cow milk...I drink it
Fdnman
3/30/17 7:35am
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