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Mar 30, 2017
7:48:42am

fattycoug All-American

Just secretions of a hard plant that grows out of dirt with the aid of farm

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fattycoug

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Last login: Apr 29, 2024
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So what's the deal with almond milk? Is there a reason I should be drinking it?

WhyKnot

3/29/17 10:27pm

When two almonds care very much about each other

TNT

3/29/17 10:28pm

TNTDUA

che flaco

3/29/17 10:33pm

Basically just for people who are allergic to or just don't like milk

Sir_Ten

3/29/17 10:29pm

Because almonds make milk.

mulletino

3/29/17 10:32pm

I have nipples. Can you milk me?

idacoug

3/29/17 10:42pm

RE: Because almonds make milk.

cheezedawg

3/29/17 10:48pm

Well, by drinking it in lieu of dairy milk, you are not consuming secretions of

BlueFrog

3/29/17 10:33pm

Just secretions of a hard plant that grows out of dirt with the aid of farm

fattycoug

3/30/17 7:48am

I'm holding out for zucchini milk.

Cougarfan777

3/29/17 10:35pm

Pretty sure zucchini's don't care about each other. Kind of like dentists

TNT

3/29/17 10:36pm

We buy a chocolate almond milk that is delicious. No reason to buy it other than

cheezedawg

3/29/17 10:46pm

My mom brought some over and my 2 year old (who loves chocolate milk) couldn't

fattycoug

3/30/17 7:49am

No cholesterol. Besides if you and I don't buy it how are all the almond farmers

claw

3/29/17 10:48pm

Weird

TNT

3/29/17 10:55pm

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kunarcougar

3/29/17 11:02pm

How do you know?

TNT

3/29/17 11:03pm

I don't know, with cows we just slurp up the secretions of their udders. With almonds, we rip away their babies and

jaromp

3/29/17 11:25pm

Poor almonds

TNT

3/29/17 11:26pm

Except you utterly destroy the almond to non-existence whereas you relieve

fattycoug

3/30/17 7:51am

Do almonds have nipples?

crack

3/29/17 11:09pm

I personally prefer it because it's easier on my stomach

Breaded Hamster

3/30/17 1:43am

Lactose is pretty difficult to digest, we've switched to almond the taste is

Pretorian

3/30/17 6:17am

My wife would give you a laundry list of issues with cow milk...I drink it

Fdnman

3/30/17 7:35am

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