I don't live in your region so can't be classified as a listener so you probably won't care about the following, but here goes:

You, precious little skidmark, are not genuine in this post or any other public forum--let alone your radio job. You have chosen a persona. You have developed and nurtured it because you believe it will bring you the ratings needed to keep your employment secure. Can't blame you for that. But don't come here proclaiming to be "Man of the Early Returning Missionary" like some sort of venerated saint.

Any opportunity you have to create and spread disparaging rumors about BYU and its athletes is your preferred stock in trade. You don't give a flying goose turd about Zac. You simply celebrate his coming home early because it gives you another lie to spread. Another lie to hopefully tear down a kid and his institution.

So I'll end where I began, dear skidmark. Whenever you're doing your job, you're nothing but a lying sack of trash.