They pretend like they know all the hot spots in every town and poke fun at me for taking my lady to Sizzler or Olive Garden. But every time I drive past The Olive Garden in Provo or American Fork on Friday night, there's about 30 people standing outside waiting to be seated. Also, I've yet to go to a Ward Party where 90% of the men don't at least go for 2nd and 3rd helpings on the sloppy Joe bar.