Ask yourself this: Would I rather be on the sex offender registry, or the

May 26, 2017
10:46:31am

IndependentGeorge All-American

laughing stock of the ward? (BTW, the second option is a certainty, because women HAVE to talk about this stuff to other people)

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IndependentGeorge

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Naked pitfalls that come from working at home. I need some help.

MacGyver

5/26/17 10:37am

This is why we have two deep leadership

SouthernBlueBlood

5/26/17 10:43am

Act violated and suggest they walk the kid up instead of just send em up.

stonecougar

5/26/17 10:43am

You go interrupt them and let them know what happened and frame it as if you're

Epileptic Beagle

5/26/17 10:44am

Haha, I'll just go down naked and act surprised that they are there.

MacGyver

5/26/17 10:51am

Let them know. Better to be safe with stuff like that

BleedBlue801

5/26/17 10:45am

Walk in to the front room (still naked) and as your HCBW to remember to let you

BYUtka

5/26/17 10:45am

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JimmyZ

5/26/17 10:50am

My next board name will be NasalDouche

Ulysses14

5/26/17 11:15am

Can I call someone an Nasal Douche and not get suspended?.

boogers

5/26/17 9:02pm

Or you could go interrupt them in a huff and accuse them of having a pervert son

Epileptic Beagle

5/26/17 10:46am

That couldn't go sideways

SouthernBlueBlood

5/26/17 10:46am

Ask yourself this: Would I rather be on the sex offender registry, or the

IndependentGeorge

5/26/17 10:46am

I work odd shifts. This is reason #1 I lock the bedroom door when I shower.

Born2Fish

5/26/17 10:48am

My bathroom door does not have a lock, and it terrifies me

buffgato

5/26/17 11:00am

Neither does mine, so I lock the bedroom door.

Born2Fish

5/26/17 5:17pm

Unless you have beads for a door you know you can put locks on doors right?

monkeycowboy

5/26/17 6:19pm

Why would I bother when I can lock the bedroom door?

Born2Fish

5/26/17 7:59pm

Well, you should go downstairs naked carrying the young toddler

Mathew

5/26/17 10:48am

"Helicoptering over to my dresser"

Alister Mackenzie

5/26/17 10:50am

Jealousy is my guess.

MacGyver

5/26/17 11:01am

I'm getting a lot of great feedback. I can't respond to all but you guys rock.

MacGyver

5/26/17 10:52am

Update: I told my wife about it after they left.

MacGyver

5/26/17 10:56am

"master area"...interesting choice of words

Cougarclaw

5/26/17 10:57am

Dude, that is where you run downstairs wet and only in a towel & tell them what

Six Foot Seven

5/26/17 11:00am

this is on your wife and the VT

Jericho

5/26/17 11:20am

Not a joke. You must go tell the mother now....or the kid could say something

idacoug

5/26/17 11:24am

Actually, I'd recommend calling the police first. The mother would appreciate it

Bob Vance

12/20/19 4:52pm

Don't make it awkward. Ignore it, they probably know you're not a pedophile.

BYU81

5/26/17 11:54am

know?

Jericho

5/26/17 11:56am

99.9% of men are not attracted to young boys.

BYU81

5/26/17 11:59am

Sorry, I must have misread it. I thought you said they would know he was, lol

Jericho

5/26/17 12:02pm

This isn't 1965. Anyone is capable of anything when it comes to your kids.

IndependentGeorge

5/26/17 12:17pm

Well in 1965 people were just as capable of anything when it comes to your kids

IceCreamButt

5/26/17 10:48pm

A slight moment of embarrassment is not worth the humiliation of insinuation or accusation.

CrimWalCoug

5/26/17 12:18pm

My suggestion

TyPower2016

5/26/17 8:44pm

#SignificantShrinkage

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