So this just happened. I go in to the kitchen to make myself a snack. I notice a trail of chips on the floor going into the dining room that we just cleaned up and vacuumed this morning. Sure enough there are chips all over in a 3 foot diameter area. I better get the vacuum and fix this before it gets worse.

Go to grab the vacuum and notice that it is waaaaay over the "full" line for dirt and crap, so I take the dirt container outside to dump it in the trash. It is super clogged, so I have to reach in and pull out clods of lint and stuff. Yuck, now my hands are filthy and coated with fine dirt.

So I go to the kitchen sink to wash my hands. Sink is full of dirty dishes and the soft soap dispenser is empty. So empty I can't even coax out a half-drop of soap. Go to the bathroom, soft soap container there is also empty and there are bloody bandaids all over the counter. Clean up bandaids, refill soap dispensers, vacuum chips.

Now why did I come in the kitchen again? Oh, yeah, I think I must have come in to do the dishes...