Jimmer is assimilating China

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Jul 23, 2017
6:05:05pm

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Time

Jimmer back to China for 1.8 million

LP Knight

7/23/17 10:05am

I'd do it for half that amount.

BYUtka

7/23/17 10:07am

I'd do it for 10%. Heck right now I'd do it for 5%, that's my final offer.

IceCreamButt

7/23/17 10:10am

TNT wouldn't. Jimmer is now under China's control

TNT

7/23/17 10:34am

Still worth it.

BYUtka

7/23/17 11:25am

He's being assimilated

Revolution

7/23/17 12:36pm

Jimmer is assimilating China

ColoSpgs

7/23/17 6:05pm

When the book is written about missionaries in China, Jimmer will be mentioned

Squire

7/23/17 6:22pm

All your China are belong to Jimmer

noodle

7/24/17 12:28am

If you can score half his pts per game, you've got a deal.

tisdaplace

7/23/17 12:44pm

Ok, where do I sign?

BYUtka

7/23/17 6:41pm

Probably the best situation for him

Seasider

7/23/17 10:22am

Endorsements

BigYfan

7/23/17 10:23am

I can confirm for you this is the case

gww687

7/23/17 2:23pm

If he gets with the right noodle company he could become very rich.

Q-grr

7/23/17 4:14pm

I'd buy oodles of Jimmer noodles.

(Private)

7/23/17 7:50pm

Noodles of the Lonely God - he may be lonely,

Q-grr

7/23/17 7:58pm

Not a bad backup plan. A hero to billions and paid $1.8 MM to play ball with

ol' Blue Eyes

7/23/17 10:25am

Wasn't his backup plan this year, it was plan A

gww687

7/23/17 2:25pm

Couldn't get an NBA tryout?

MichCoug

7/23/17 10:46am

I'm not sure id take a million dollar pay cut, even for NBA

zerome4sooners

7/23/17 11:00am

Million dollar pay cut? His NBA min is right around the same amount

Shteve

7/23/17 12:26pm

Not for a 10 day contract and thats probably all he was offered

JohnnyComeLately

7/23/17 1:38pm

Pretty sure the NBA has moved on from Jimmer

TNT

7/23/17 11:01am

According to CB he's a valued commodity for Boston or Utah 😄

MichCoug

7/23/17 11:02am

Would love to have him in Boston. Then jazz fans would have to decide if they

IceCreamButt

7/23/17 11:09am

Pretty sure Stevens requires effort on defense

TNT

7/23/17 11:10am

So how is Isaiah Thomas getting mintues then? Well known liability.

notsofast

7/23/17 4:39pm

He tries, A for effort.

IceCreamButt

7/23/17 4:53pm

I T..DEAD LASTI defensive rating....so...nooe.

CarolinaCoug

7/24/17 10:10pm

I would start paying for Jazz games again to see Jimmer

AF Cougar

7/23/17 1:02pm

That's a sweet deal. Can't forget that the CBA regular season is only 38 games. Much less of a grind than the NBA.

Roko's Basilisk

7/23/17 11:09am

NBA season is way too long. Thanks Stern!

TNT

7/23/17 11:12am

Collusion...Mueller will be checking this out. Do they stay in a Trump hotel?

Jasbo

7/23/17 11:46am

Jimmers gonna be a great ambassador

Idahofallsblue

7/23/17 11:58am

I thought about the same thing

BYUSwoop

7/23/17 1:44pm

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bluegato

7/23/17 5:11pm

He is so popular in China that he was

bluegato

7/23/17 5:16pm

I would rather be a nobody in the NBA but I think that wasn't an option for him

JohnnyComeLately

7/23/17 5:21pm

Good for him!

cheezedawg

7/23/17 2:57pm

Sometimes things work out differently than expected. I like it.

kalifi

7/23/17 3:43pm

He is living the BYU motto.

Q-grr

7/23/17 4:12pm

YES!!!!

ChinaFan

7/23/17 6:53pm

Do you know if he brings his family out with him?

BYUSwoop

7/25/17 9:56pm

He said he wouldn't come back without them. Pretty sure he will be somewhere in Pudong.

ChinaFan

7/26/17 2:01am

Per year?

(Private)

7/23/17 7:50pm

Does he need to pay taxes on this?

cougaman

7/23/17 11:09pm

My understanding is that the listed salaries of international players are

DB Cooper

7/24/17 10:08am

Maybe Jimmer got that secret phone call about a 3-year assignment in China.

Sandstone Cougar

7/23/17 11:39pm

Sweet gig and sweet life. Happy for the Jimmer!

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