Nirvana is the most overrated band of all time

Johnny Cash made good music, but watch the video on Youtube, it's hecka boring

MJ would admittedly be pretty dang cool

Queen? No.

What does Bob Dylan even sing?

I've seen enough Elvis impersonators, I don't need to see the real thing

Woodstock? Yeah, I'd rather not get some communicable disease

Beatles are great, but I'd never want to go to a concert of theirs

Or I can go pretend to be some Viennese Aristocrat and listen to the most popular piece of music ever written.