Meanwhile, BYU-Idaho stopped selling caffeine-free coke so as to "avoid all appearance of evil." Because they're so darn righteous.

— Fake LDS Newsroom (@FakeLDSNewsroom) September 21, 2017

Coke HQ, Atlanta, GA:

“That settles it Brad, go ahead and shut down the Caffeine-Free Diet Coke Machine.No one will ever buy it again” #byu

— Bill Sullivan (@wwsullivan17) September 21, 2017

I hope that when my son attends BYU he'll be able to live my dream & drink a coke in the wilk with a beard while wearing rugby shorts. https://t.co/JaveijkD5w

— Jonny Linehan (@jlinehan9) September 21, 2017

This is how I imagine Coke trucks driving to BYU campus are rn. pic.twitter.com/ZSREJcAl6c

— Josh Furlong (@JFurKSL) September 21, 2017

If you had the parlay of “In 2017, Donald Trump will be President and BYU will sell Coke on campus,” please return Biff’s Almanac.

— Zach Bloxham (@zblox) September 21, 2017

BYU: we're gonna sell caffeine on campus
Me: pic.twitter.com/kMVI3UOVqL

— Ryan Kerr (@rkerrtwo) September 21, 2017