It started out with her constantly sharing this other girl’s Facebook live videos. It was a lady opening a bunch of oysters, people buying them in the comments before she opened them, and then there would be a pearl inside and the buyer would get the pearl. These videos routinely had thousands of comments and views.

So mission lady decides she wants a crack at her third or fourth MLM and starts buying packs of oysters from Japan or something. But she’s getting like 10 views per video and almost no buyers.

Pretty sure they were oysters. They had all those weird color of pearls inside them. Different sizes. Really weird.