But I figured I'd use some authority beyond my own knowledge that "pink elephant in the room" isn't actually a saying. Because I assumed you wouldn't take me at my word.

What made it go from head scratching to hilarious was when you told Freddie that he didn't understand the meaning of a saying that really isn't a saying, but is a made up mixup of two different sayings you used that didn't mean what you thought it meant. Ha!