Hey 80K, "I'm your Huckleberry," and a few other great Doc Holliday quotes,
With some contextual alterations in brackets:
1. Maybe poker ("basketball") just isn't your game, 80K. I know! Let's have a spelling contest! (Much Safer!)
2. Why, Kate (80K), you're not wearing a bustle (helmet)... how lewd (unsafe). (But I do see that your panties are in a bunch!)
3. You're no daisy. You're no daisy at all! - (caption below pic of 80K's punch of another player).
4. I've / "(We've") still got two guns... One for each of ya. (So it's still not safe in here!)
5. It appears my ("your and Mr. Hill's") hypocrisy knows no bounds.
6. I / (We) have not yet begun to defile myself / (ourselves). (You betta run, 80K)
And at the end of the game we win:
7. It would appear that the strain was more than he (80K) could bear.
8. Poor soul, you (80K) were just too high strung.
9. Why Johnny (80K) Ringo! You look like somebody just walked over your grave.