So many people here acting like their wife left them for another guy... but you know what, that guy...he has a really nice car and he is a doctor, so let's not bad mouth Linda. She's so awesome. It's understandable she left. Maybe if I talk nice about her... she'll come back once day. Let's just be sad and think about Linda.

My job... to tell you Linda sucked. She always kinda sucked. And she won't be missed.