Apr 23, 2024
8:24:28am
8:24:28am
A joke for the day.
Setting: A small southern evangelical one room church full of people. Beautiful spring morning, doors and windows are open. Preacher is giving a sermon...
All of a sudden, the Devil comes in the entrance and runs through the room making all kinds of scary sounds and threats and announcing who he is. "I AM THE DEVIL", he yells!!
All of the people run out of the room as fast as they can, nearly frightened to death. Room is empty except for a little old man sitting in the middle of the pews. Calm as a summer's morning and indifferent.
The devil runs up to him, intimidatingly towering over him and yells, "I AM THE DEVIL, AREN'T YOU SCARED?"
The old man calmly replies, "nope, been married to your sister for 42 years..."
Add some more in this thread. Need a laugh.
All of a sudden, the Devil comes in the entrance and runs through the room making all kinds of scary sounds and threats and announcing who he is. "I AM THE DEVIL", he yells!!
All of the people run out of the room as fast as they can, nearly frightened to death. Room is empty except for a little old man sitting in the middle of the pews. Calm as a summer's morning and indifferent.
The devil runs up to him, intimidatingly towering over him and yells, "I AM THE DEVIL, AREN'T YOU SCARED?"
The old man calmly replies, "nope, been married to your sister for 42 years..."
Add some more in this thread. Need a laugh.
Originally posted on Apr 23, 2024 at 8:24:28am
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