Wife to 7yo: Why do we need to watch the draft tonight? Do you even know any of the players that are left?
7yo without hesitation: Kool-aid McKinstry is still up for grabs.
Wife: Who?
7yo: Kool-aid McKinstry
Wife: Is that really his name?
7yo: Yes, someone is going to get a bargain
Wife: I'm going to ask your dad if that's a real name or if you're playing with me
7yo: Go ahead!