and I get a flat. Nothing like changing a tire when cars are going 85mph right to you. And then my 8 year old vomits four times over the next three hours.

And then as I’m cleaning his vomit I put the iPad on top of the car, and then hear a ‘thump’ a minute later as im back on the interstate as it blows off the top of the car.

And then 20 minutes later a rack cracks my windshield.

And then my kids hear me say words they’ve never heard me say before.

Only four more days of driving!