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Man, the dark reflective windows of Provo’s NuSkin Building are a hazard for birds.

Brisco All-American

May 2, 3:40pm

I’m filing a lawsuit against NuSkin this afternoon. This is egregious.

Yukon

May 2, 3:41pm

And preposterous!

Bob Vance

May 2, 4:14pm

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Buffalo

May 2, 3:43pm

RE: he's gonna be ok, right? right?

slappy

May 2, 3:44pm

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May 3, 12:11am

RE: he's gonna be ok, right? right?

CrashMcLarson

May 2, 3:45pm

He's pining for the fjords.

DubuMfalme

May 2, 3:55pm

Too bad it couldn't find its keys. They were right there

TNT

May 2, 3:43pm

I would have put a quarter down, but who carries pocket change?

Brisco

May 2, 3:48pm

*raises hand*

TNT

May 2, 3:49pm

I figured.

Brisco

May 2, 3:53pm

My first thought upon seeing the picture

SoBlueitHurts

May 2, 3:52pm

Just put some Helichrysum oil on the little guy.

Ragnar Danneskjold

May 2, 3:44pm

Did you bring your recorder and shoebox?

N8Dawg

May 2, 3:50pm

The University of Utah law school paid millions of dollars extra for “anti bird-strike” windows. I’d rather weed out the

Sandstone Cougar

May 2, 3:52pm

When I was a little kid I watched a baggage handler at the SLC Airport run full speed into a glass door and shatter it.

Brisco

May 2, 3:57pm

"hope he didn't have kids" Nice. The intelligence can increase a fair amount in

SoBlueitHurts

May 2, 4:03pm

I’m just glad the $$ didn’t go to their athletic department.

Brisco

May 2, 4:39pm

Some estimate up to 100 million birds are killed annually by windows.

Joe Banks

May 2, 3:54pm

Does not seem to be denting the populations of most species

SoBlueitHurts

May 2, 3:55pm

Let's introduce starlings to windows.

StarMan

May 2, 3:56pm

I’ve killed thousands of starlings. Hasn’t helped a bit.

Brisco

May 2, 4:00pm

Starlings are mean and aggressive. How do you get rid of them?

DawgHaus

May 2, 4:07pm

They have special traps for them that supposedly don't entrap other species.

bluesloth

May 2, 4:13pm

Shotgun. A few shots a day and they go over to your neighbors and leave you alon

niqmadu

May 3, 8:55am

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Buffalo

May 2, 4:25pm

Cats clean them up (around the feedlot at least).

niqmadu

May 3, 8:56am

True. But no one will ever see this one again.

Brisco

May 2, 4:35pm

Except birds aren't real. Brisco created that in Photoshop

TNT

May 2, 4:26pm

Notice how the shadow doesn't match up quite right and is slightly blurry?

TNT

May 2, 4:32pm

Some say up to 1 billion. But cats kills approximately 2.4 billion birds a year. So let’s get the cats too.

Sandstone Cougar

May 2, 4:44pm

I always hear horror stories about how many birds are killed

A_blue_car

May 2, 5:01pm

looks like those windows killed that entire family of keys too.

Cougarclaw

May 2, 4:32pm

RIP Keys

TNT

May 2, 4:33pm

her name was Alicia

Cougarclaw

May 2, 4:38pm

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