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May 15, 2024
9:11:44pm

Haysom Till All-American

This is the greatest post I’ve ever seen on CB

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Haysom Till

Previous username: OMIllionaire
Bio page: Haysom Till
Joined: Mar 28, 2016
Last login: May 31, 2024
Total posts: 6,579 (55 FO)

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Being fat shows you’re not focused on temporal things, but spiritual ones. All

Triznaynay

May 15, 9:09pm

Absolutely.

Hawk in the 303

May 15, 9:10pm

This is the greatest post I’ve ever seen on CB

Haysom Till

May 15, 9:11pm

Agreed. It just feels so CB and so right.

homegrown

May 15, 9:12pm

Also lowers the chance of adultery.

Samsonite

May 15, 9:12pm

RE: Also lowers the chance of adultery.

Triznaynay

May 15, 9:23pm

One of my companions said he would marry a fat girl so he didnt get cheated on

BYUFootballisBack

May 15, 9:36pm

Did he?

Black Diamond Bay

May 15, 10:30pm

Yes he did

BYUFootballisBack

May 15, 11:54pm

Married the fat girl, or got cheated on?

May 16, 12:32am

The first

BYUFootballisBack

May 16, 9:46am

RE: Being fat shows you’re not focused on temporal things, but spiritual

May 15, 9:14pm

And they probably break the speed limit a lot.

lightmann

May 15, 9:15pm

And get upset at people doing the speed limit in the passing lane

May 15, 9:17pm

Not true😢

goblin

May 15, 9:15pm

It's a self-contained food storage program.

2ndTrombone

May 15, 9:21pm

And more likely to run off with their trainer

Archaea

May 15, 9:21pm

What if I’m vain, self-absorbed, watch R-rated movies

BoiseBlue

May 15, 9:24pm

You have the best of both worlds

Archaea

May 15, 9:29pm

but less likely to multiply and replenish the earth. Is that spiritual or tempor

qwerew

May 15, 9:36pm

And have cool board names like rad dawg

Forbidden Fruit

May 15, 9:37pm

rad dawg isn't wrong with his wt problem assessment. Just very abrasive.

qwerew

May 15, 10:20pm

When I was younger I thought you had to be fat to be a high church leader. Those

Malathion

May 15, 9:47pm

I've noticed how many of the current brethren have trimmed up a bunch. Heard they were challenged to do so

Soupie

May 15, 10:56pm

All things are spiritual, quote

futbalmaven

May 15, 11:28pm

What if I was told in my patriarchal blessing or through personal revelation that I should keep myself physically fit?

BW84

May 16, 1:36am

I'd say your patriarch was probably also watching rated R movies during that

Triznaynay

May 16, 6:13am

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