RE: POLL: Can you pick up your spouse?

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May 18, 2024
5:49:59pm

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RE: POLL: Can you pick up your spouse?

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Time

POLL: Can you pick up your spouse?

EQD2

May 18, 5:42pm

This is like asking CBers how much money they make.

a priori

May 18, 5:43pm

All I can think of is this clip after seeing CB responses to this poll…

Pepe

May 18, 7:07pm

What do you mean by can?

2ndTrombone

May 18, 5:47pm

RE: POLL: Can you pick up your spouse?

DieHarder

May 18, 5:49pm

Lot easier lately since she lost about a 1/3 of her body weight-

May 18, 5:51pm

"I'll take 'Things I'd never say on CB' for $500, Alex."

jacobugath

May 18, 5:56pm

Coward

Plato

May 18, 6:34pm

congrats to you and your wife.

qwerew

May 18, 8:33pm

did she have to deal with a lot of indigestion? asking for a friend.

qwerew

May 18, 8:39pm

I'm stronger and she's lighter

Belboz

May 18, 5:53pm

Follow up question, does she fit in a rowboat..

JohnnyComeLately

May 18, 5:57pm

“It bothers me that you’re not answering the question.” One of my favorites.

DwigtA2RM

May 18, 7:22pm

Oh crap - I am supposed to be picking her up (different kind) right now. Thanks

crack

May 18, 5:57pm

Do not look at any of the other replies, just this one. I am the first one to

Nikomedes

May 18, 6:06pm

Both 2 and 3.

Brisco

May 18, 6:21pm

Better question: can your wife still fit in her wedding dress?

Jericho

May 18, 6:22pm

Yes.

2FarGone

May 18, 7:37pm

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Adam_Pontipee

May 18, 6:37pm

Confusing use of pronouns. I have but 1 wife.

Plato

May 18, 6:38pm

Like, what do you mean, pick up? Picking her up and putting her against the wall

Mathew

May 18, 6:46pm

RE: POLL: Can you pick up your spouse?

BYUFam1

May 18, 6:48pm

This poll is mean. I feel attacked

May 18, 6:50pm

Outside of pregnancy, I don’t think she’s been 10 pounds lighter or heavier than she is now in the 20 years we’ve been

mvtoro

May 18, 7:42pm

yeah but can you pick her up and carry her across the house?

qwerew

May 18, 8:36pm

Yeah, he left out the part that she was 240 when they got married.

WDaddy

May 18, 9:21pm

Almost exactly half that. A few pounds more when we got married.

mvtoro

May 18, 10:27pm

Yes. Can still carry her up the stairs. 12 y/o niece just showed us all she can carry her across the room. This just

mvtoro

May 18, 10:22pm

ok, my wife just let me carry her across the house. She thinks we're all idiots.

qwerew

May 18, 8:43pm

thank goodness she only weighs 124. I'm not as strong as I thought.

qwerew

May 18, 8:46pm

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