I’m sure I will do this wrong so I’m excited for the impending and inevitable caning to follow BUT, with that said, after probably 20 years of reading Cougarboard in the shadows, I have come to a few irrefutable facts. Thought I’d share.

1. TNT has provided laughter not experienced since John Candy passed away . He’s underpaid by El Jeffe or whatever the warlord’s official name is. And, I’m convinced he’s a freaking multi millionaire rather than living in a box down by th me river.

2. TCUz was spanked early and often as a child and is still a bit over the top angry as a result.

3. The rest of you knuckleheads have way too much time on your hands and I hope to be just like you when I grow up. You are worthy of emulation.

4. Yea, Utah sucks!

My Ted Talk is over. As you were. Go Cougs!