I work near the county hospital; as such a lot of homless/street people seem to hang around the area. I popped into Carl's Jr. for lunch. When I came out two homeless guys were hanging around the entrance, each was wearing a shirt proclaiming their loyatly to a particular MWC institution of higher education. I asked them if they were graduates. They laughed and said the local homeless shelter was giving them away; and they wouldn't ever consider going to the U.

Utah, rejected by everyone.