I will use small words so as to avoid harm to your brains. Cougarboard (aka the BYU forum) is BIG. Many many many people post here. UFN, BlockU, etc are very very small. Not many people. Less fans. Like the band Hanson, Jordan Wynn's favorite music group. Some people here at Cougarboard like to make fun of the yewts. You are our rival. It is normal. Do not think this is good.

The reason there are so many posts about the yewts right now on the front page is because these posts are funny. They get chosen to be the posts of the day. When lurkers and non-donors come here to read the site, they look at the posts of the day. This increases the hit count and puts the post on the front page. It is a vicious cycle, like the dishwasher where you work. You see, the funniest posts are making fun of your quarterback, Jordan Wynn. Just like you make fun of our players whenever you can.

That is part of the rivalry. Mocking. Teasing. Ribbing. It is not obsession. Obsession is making a video and a song about your rival and putting it on youtube. Then making a second song and doing the same thing. Obsession is also paying money to your rival's forum, especially when you have so little. That is also being dumb. Even if you made a billion dollars a year, it won't matter. You are still yewts. It's like the smell of a skunk, no matter what you do, the skunk will still smell bad.