yummy curry smell.
If you get seated in the wrong part of the restaurant too close to a yewt, or a UF.butt poster
http://utefans.net/message.php?id=1330518#message1330518 it ruins everything.
I usually ask for a seat in a yewt-free zone. Luckily for me I've only had 1 yewt fan come across me when eating at the Bombay House in Provo. He was lying face-down and unconscious in the gutter with a 40 in one hand and a "Max Hall Hates Me" shirt put on the wrong way.
I guess they can't even dress themselves correctly nowadays.
http://28.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_l8rfebUki41qdoghio1_500.png