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Jun 5, 2012
2:26:53pm

monsterdave

Don't overwhelm him with simple things like- uh

you know- uh reading comprehension skills

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monsterdave

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Seems like BYU can't sell tickets for their vaunted

jt04

6/5/12 2:15pm

Basketball attendance smack? You had better be kidding.

6/5/12 2:16pm

Football and basketball. You get both. 2 bucks a ticket.

jt04

6/5/12 2:17pm

For the cost of parking at a Utah game, you get 4 football

jt04

6/5/12 2:18pm

RE: For the cost of parking at a Utah game, you get 4

6/5/12 2:20pm

Monkeys are disgusting

spoxjox

6/5/12 2:23pm

So are yewts

LDTemplar

6/5/12 11:08pm

Why would children ages 3-13 need parking?

sonofchet

6/5/12 2:21pm

Don't overwhelm him with simple things like- uh

monsterdave

6/5/12 2:26pm

you get a ticket to a yewt BB game if you buy a subway

ds7

6/5/12 2:21pm

Wait

The Dan Man

6/5/12 2:26pm

You could

LDTemplar

6/5/12 11:09pm

They are aware there are idiots who will criticize this

pappabear246

6/5/12 7:32pm

yet we still have higher attendance than you..........

Xamius

6/5/12 2:19pm

OK, well the second part of the fail of your post...

6/5/12 2:19pm

hahahaha

6/5/12 2:19pm

Reading comprehension not a priority on the hill

Japan Coug

6/5/12 2:23pm

Football and basketball tickets can be used by any adults or

jt04

6/5/12 2:48pm

"accompanying the child with the membership"

6/5/12 2:54pm

lol is this guy for real?

rggee

6/5/12 2:58pm

Also says subject to availability and may sell out

Venom

6/5/12 5:55pm

Truly awesome thread, lol

6/6/12 6:03pm

Did you see the "with annual membership to Cosmo's Kis Club'

rggee

6/5/12 2:20pm

LOL- beautiful-- typical Ute omits the meat of the story-

monsterdave

6/5/12 2:24pm

Not that I am disputing the petty smack, but

Finngirl

6/5/12 2:28pm

As long as you take the child 3-13 years of age.

rggee

6/5/12 2:31pm

RE: As long as you take the child 3-13 years of age.

Finngirl

6/5/12 2:35pm

Take jt04.

rggee

6/5/12 2:36pm

BYU will not sell out every game.

pappabear246

6/5/12 7:36pm

Yet you can bet BYU will easily have more in their stadium

raidingtombs

6/6/12 9:09am

"No school in Utah would sell out every game

6/6/12 11:05am

I never said they have never and will never sell out

pappabear246

6/6/12 9:26pm

Yes, I saw that. Basically, if you buy the membership, you

jt04

6/5/12 2:49pm

You're right, we should let our 3-year-olds go watch the

rggee

6/5/12 2:56pm

"Games may sell out; tickets subject to availability"

UCLACoug

6/5/12 3:09pm

I love that you're still arguing that this is really smack

vegas guey

6/5/12 8:55pm

Shhhhh, maybe he doesn't know...

whirl

6/5/12 2:18pm

you have to keep in mind that success to a Ute

monsterdave

6/5/12 2:21pm

2 BCS bowls, 7 out of 10, 54-10, PAC-12 = success

jt04

6/5/12 2:50pm

Reading comprehension = fail

6/5/12 2:54pm

Finsihing 4th or 5th in the weakest division

raidingtombs

6/6/12 9:10am

Pac 12

dodgersjazzcougs

6/6/12 10:54am

Pac 12 = success? What place did you guys come in again?

Alister Mackenzie

6/7/12 6:37am

you're talking basketball attendance smack?

Xamius

6/5/12 2:16pm

basketball... attendance... smack... wooow

6/5/12 2:16pm

daheck did I just read?

Ron Swanson

6/5/12 2:16pm

RE: Seems like BYU can't sell tickets for their vaunted

vacougfan

6/5/12 2:17pm

RE: Seems like BYU can't sell tickets for their vaunted

6/5/12 2:17pm

hahahahahahahahaha awesome

rggee

6/5/12 2:17pm

Reading Comprehension FAILED. Thats our Kid's Club promotion

tisdaplace

6/5/12 2:18pm

lol. this is turning into a classic thread.

6/5/12 2:19pm

Not necessarily. This guy's obviously in the under 13

sonofchet

6/5/12 2:19pm

lol. good point.

6/5/12 2:21pm

Doah! And that's the cue for jt04 to exit stage left

JONBOY

6/5/12 2:26pm

Read the fine print.

jt04

6/5/12 2:51pm

You first.

6/5/12 2:55pm

Pretty sure this is the same Kid's deal as always. . .

CosmoK

6/5/12 10:41pm

+1. What a moron

yfootball

6/6/12 10:42am

ironic this is in the yewt smack category...

6/5/12 2:18pm

I also thought that was hilarious.

Coug_Devil_Violet

6/5/12 2:22pm

Everything about this post is hysterical.

rggee

6/5/12 2:23pm

This post probably doesn't warrant a response, but here goes

OchoZaco

6/5/12 2:20pm

Anytime I read a mention of bball from a Utah fan

The Dan Man

6/5/12 2:20pm

This is the POTD, folks. Too funny.

rggee

6/5/12 2:20pm

Folks, this is what we call reinforcing a stereotype.

whirl

6/5/12 2:21pm

some of us try to give Yewt fans the benefit of the doubt,

6/5/12 2:23pm

LOL, Nailed it!!

6/5/12 2:26pm

The posts today continue to get increasingly more dumb!!!

coug'sdad

6/5/12 2:23pm

Must have missed reading comprehension at the YEW

BE-WHY-YOU

6/5/12 2:25pm

wow, yewts at their finest

jwf

6/5/12 2:25pm

If BYU wanted to sell out a basketball game......

WJCougar

6/5/12 2:26pm

Could become an all time favorite poster

BYUFam1

6/5/12 2:28pm

I guess this is Ute smack?

6/5/12 2:29pm

Unintentionally

cougfanblue

6/5/12 2:43pm

how embarassing for you, jt04.

swingcat

6/5/12 2:51pm

Funny how he keeps trying to put the shoe on the other foot

monsterdave

6/5/12 3:02pm

Nice try bozo, BYU was #12 in the nation in bball attendance

therock

6/5/12 3:44pm

That's for Cosmo's Kids

2RUEBLUE

6/5/12 3:55pm

Sadly, Utah is now a gymnastics school

gustav88

6/5/12 6:07pm

Um... you're stadium is half the size

6/5/12 4:28pm

Lol Bwahahaha Yes I'm laughing at You

6/5/12 6:03pm

Oh noooo!!!

buster

6/5/12 6:57pm

What a Yewt! Where did this guy go?! Epic fail and classic

6/5/12 7:31pm

I'm guessing he was one of the high school students

monsterdave

6/5/12 7:43pm

Haha. What an idiot. Comes on to talk smack and

RalphWiggam

6/5/12 7:39pm

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Abe Froman

6/5/12 7:46pm

RE: valid ages 3 - 13 with membership to the Cosmo's Kids

01inarow

6/5/12 8:06pm

Utah couldn't pay people to watch a basketball game

bashonda

6/5/12 8:20pm

RE: Seems like BYU can't sell tickets for their vaunted

FierceArc

6/5/12 8:40pm

Dumbest smack I've ever seen on CB

vegas guey

6/5/12 8:51pm

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Abe Froman

6/5/12 9:26pm

1: Definitely reading comprehension fail. 2: Thank you for

PrisonMike

6/6/12 12:00am

From a Ute fan? Know your program, flea.

pnwteas

6/6/12 12:29am

Wow and yet the yewts have to hand out tickets very year

raidingtombs

6/6/12 8:57am

The funniest part is the yewt probably doesn't know his own

spoxjox

6/6/12 1:07pm

Best thread EVER.

Alister Mackenzie

6/6/12 8:10pm

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