Cool story, bro....
So let me get this straight. A woman (Ute Fan) comes up and offers nice words to your wife (OP's Wife) for her (OP's Wife) work and you (OP) make a comment that she (Ute Fan) beats her (Ute Fan) children because she (Ute Fan) is a Utah fan (Ute Fan)? Another Utah fan "cuts in front of you" (likely to stand with his family, but you leave that out to paint your picture) and you proceed to have a Sermon on the Matterhorn to edumicate all around you about the queuing habits of "yewts" ?
Aside from the fact that your "stories" didn't happen, you make generalizations (a particularly scathing and completely unfair one in the form of child abuse) about a fanbase (Utah's) while writing at a 3rd grade level. This post makes you look feeble and pathetic.
Reading is fundamental.