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About Dread Pirate Westley

Joined: Aug 23, 2013
Last login: Jan 22, 2020
Total posts: 11,977
Posts per day: 5.1
Board rating: All-American (Basic Subscriber)

Location: Always off the coast of Florin this time of year
Occupation: Farm boy / Pirate

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Recent posts: 65 (3 non-public)
Recent posts per day: 9.3
Recent feedback given: 1 96 14 101 1
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'I am not the Dread Pirate Westley'. 'My name is [redacted]; I inherited the ship from the previous Dread Pirate Westley, just as you will inherit it from me. The man I inherited it from is not the real Dread Pirate Westley either. His name was Cummerbund. The real Westley has been retired fifteen years and living like a king in Patagonia.'