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About Dread Pirate Westley

Joined: Aug 23, 2013
Last login: Jul 26, 2021
Total posts: 13,062
Posts per day: 4.5
Board rating: Intervention Needed (Basic Subscriber)

Location: Always off the coast of Florin this time of year
Occupation: Farm boy / Pirate

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Recent posts: 288 (16 non-public)
Recent posts per day: 41.1
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'I am not the Dread Pirate Westley'. 'My name is [redacted]; I inherited the ship from the previous Dread Pirate Westley, just as you will inherit it from me. The man I inherited it from is not the real Dread Pirate Westley either. His name was Cummerbund. The real Westley has been retired fifteen years and living like a king in Patagonia.'