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Since we are celebrating entire months of deadly sin

Jericho

3:28am

Daughter puked a few hours ago, now I’m on the throne emptying my bowels. Haven’t slept a wink yet.

Bar7h All-American

3:16am

Want to live longer? Research suggests that getting castrated could help.

Japan Coug

3:09am

Can’t sleep- now im upset. There’s no theming of CB for this month!

SBB

1:30am

Here you go. Glad AI could help

IAmSpartyCoug

1:46am

I knew it! THAT's how we lost the 5* dude.

SinkingQuffa

3:01am

Your child sneaks out. There're already gone. What's your play?

fattycoug

1:20am

Lock doors and windows, put a note w/ blanket & pillow by the door. 😉

cougarmeister

1:24am

Stage a murder scene with a bloody handprint at their reentry point.

Methusaleh22

2:13am

Enthusiastically wake him up early the next morning

CouginCottonwood

2:24am

Reminds me of when my parents caught my older bro sneaking out to see his GF

Soren Tversky

3:15am

I prob would recommend against the surprise-them-naked-in-bed idea

zerome4sooners

3:29am

Poor Hans Moleman

TNT

12:06am

RE: Poor Hans Moleman

STL

12:32am

"It's like kissing a peanut"

TNT

12:33am

RE: Poor Hans Moleman

benny1982

12:38am

RE: Poor Hans Moleman

GatorCoug

1:10am

Happy accidentally found funny gif. Anyone else got any?

Methusaleh22

May 31, 11:52pm

That's Remi. Here's the video.

Hypnotoad

12:02am

RE: Happy accidentally found funny gif. Anyone else got any?

Russell Feathers

12:12am

RE: Happy accidentally found funny gif. Anyone else got any?

Mexicougazul

12:18am

RE: Happy accidentally found funny gif. Anyone else got any?

Bandit

12:28am

RE: Happy accidentally found funny gif. Anyone else got any?

deejo

1:19am

Looking for a deal on a 50cc scooter… BM me if you have anything

Icelandic Cougar

May 31, 11:19pm

Godzilla Minus One supposedly hitting Netflix tonight, maybe including US?

Gustav

May 31, 11:11pm

Excellent movie

Cougar-Duck

May 31, 11:29pm

It's available to rent now on Vudu/Fandango.

BluThruandThru

12:23am

It is on Netflix now

bad84cougar

3:06am

Watching D2 Mighty Ducks with my son - forgot that Kenan Thompson was in it

Howard Bannister

May 31, 10:36pm

Knuckle puck, not knuckle punch. Good movie though.

cougarfan84

May 31, 10:42pm

Ha! Dang autocorrect. Fixed - thanks!

Howard Bannister

May 31, 10:46pm

Judge hit 2? 14 HRs in May. Wow dude's unbelievable.

mulletino mulletYno@gmail

May 31, 10:28pm

RE: Judge hit 2? 14 HRs in May. Wow dude's unbelievable.

Ojiisan

May 31, 10:36pm

Not seeing it. Dude's been 6'7" 280 lbs since his rookie season. Wears a size 17 shoe. Just a monster dude.

mulletino

May 31, 10:37pm

He's a freak, for sure. It also helps to play regularly in Yankee stadium

Bob Vance

May 31, 10:49pm

Sure, but he just hit 2 @Giants which isn't known to be hitter friendly. He hits bombs regardless of stadium.

mulletino

May 31, 10:50pm

Look and see how many of his HRs would score in other stadiums

jacobugath

May 31, 10:52pm

Yep, when you hit so many 400+ at Yankee Stadium it's a non-issue.

mulletino

May 31, 10:56pm

RE: He's a freak, for sure. It also helps to play regularly in Yankee stadium

Methusaleh22

May 31, 10:55pm

Yankee Stadium helps with HRs (3rd highest HR rolling park factor, Dodger stadium is 2nd)

TCuz

May 31, 10:57pm

Saw in in person against the Pads last week. What a freak of nature! Massive guy

sandiegocgrfan

May 31, 11:25pm

"This statement is False"

franklyvulgar

May 31, 10:28pm

No he does not shave himself. By that definition.

Dr MoBYU

May 31, 11:22pm

Barber goes to another barber, or has a beard, or has no facial hair.

Les IsMore

May 31, 11:31pm

Ah yes, the night after girls camp. Stories, excitement, repetitive singing, then complete meltdown from lack sleep.

IAmSpartyCoug All-American

May 31, 10:27pm

Didn’t expect this at all but just saw the new Planet of the Apes movie

DavisCoCoug

May 31, 10:27pm

I thought it was great. Nice start to a new set of movies

Howard Bannister

May 31, 10:37pm

You didn’t expect to see the movie? Where did you think you were going?

Russell Feathers

May 31, 10:52pm

Did you not watch the Caesar trilogy? Why wouldn't this one have been good?

toukokuu

May 31, 11:06pm

A show about monkeys? Pass. Hard pass.

monteburns

May 31, 11:12pm

RE: A show about monkeys? Pass. Hard pass.

Russell Feathers

12:10am

The prefix code......man Kirk was so smart

TNT

May 31, 10:26pm

RE: The prefix code......man Kirk was so smart

Littlerich

May 31, 10:36pm

RE: The prefix code......man Kirk was so smart

kcca

12:17am

Temporary name, logo, & color scheme for the new NHL team?

Spiff SequelTrilogyFan

May 31, 10:22pm

I hate those colors. Ugh it’s gonna be Yeti isn’t it

HingleMcCringleberry

May 31, 10:29pm

At least it's a shade of blue. That's a whole lot better than a shade of red.

Division Bell

May 31, 11:00pm

I don't mind the colors, but Yeti is a really stupid name

fredgarvin

May 31, 11:01pm

It’s just so incredibly bland, too. Looks like the Jazz font with blue.

HingleMcCringleberry

May 31, 11:07pm

Don't mind it personally

Cougs4Lfe

12:46am

Having done Murph recently, this is impressive.

Longseason

May 31, 10:17pm

There’s another guy that did it every day for a year

whoneedscorners?

May 31, 10:20pm

It is a pretty perfect workout. Push, pull, and cardio.

Longseason

May 31, 10:23pm

Driving from Boston to Cooperstown tomorrow afternoon is there a must eat

Baseball77

May 31, 10:16pm

Stop at the basketball HOF for a little bit.

DirtyWater

May 31, 10:19pm

Not on the way but Brooks BBQ in Oneonta is a local favorite near the HOF

Hang10

May 31, 10:42pm

Over under 80% of posts in the political category today?

Jstak17

May 31, 10:14pm

Best reason to not donate

SLC-Durham

May 31, 10:17pm

Not every day a former president becomes a convicted felon.

BlooCoug

May 31, 10:20pm

Very true. Cougarboard rudely labeled me a political junky. It was good to get

Jstak17

May 31, 10:24pm

Like smoke weed?

TNT

May 31, 10:27pm

Woah, I didn’t inhale.

Jstak17

May 31, 10:29pm

Got to be too much. I silenced it.

Blue Golfer

May 31, 10:35pm

I turned off politics 3 months ago. I'm never going back. I'd probably turn

Methusaleh22

May 31, 11:00pm

It's funny to me that you have to pay for that category

Great38

May 31, 11:16pm

Dave Roberts strikes again.

shimmy In play, run(s)

May 31, 10:09pm

Tik tok tik tok….

CougBlue94

May 31, 10:04pm

RE: Tik tok tik tok….

WJCougar

May 31, 10:07pm

Get used to disappointment.

runnincoug

May 31, 10:09pm

What are we waiting for now? It's 10pm on a Friday. Doubt anything is getting announced tonight.

Soupie

May 31, 10:10pm

K Robby. We get it, you’re wrong sometimes

Forbidden Fruit

May 31, 10:12pm

If you're not talking about the app, then you're missing several C's

Czar-castic

May 31, 10:12pm

The Chinese are spying on us.

BlooCoug

May 31, 10:14pm

It's amazing that the Mariners have a winning record. They have a fantastic

wildeone

May 31, 10:04pm

They have a few good relievers, but Saucedo getting hurt has really hurt, and

cougaman

May 31, 10:45pm

UCF Game, best place to find tickets?

royalbluemenace

May 31, 9:52pm

Following

andrewg3

May 31, 10:37pm

Any ticket app. Or UCF’s ticket office.

Yukon

May 31, 10:52pm

I didn't realize Giants stadium was such a hitter friendly park...

jacobugath INSUFFERABLE KNOW IT ALL

May 31, 9:51pm

I might have to change my icon to a 99

Garn

May 31, 9:46pm

Arson Judge

spidercoug

May 31, 9:42pm

Sorry, this isn't catching on..

LifeLongLakerFan

May 31, 9:45pm

It caught on [fire] in 2022. Sorry you missed it.

spidercoug

May 31, 9:48pm

Apparently the flame went out, very quickly. But you keep stoking those embers

LifeLongLakerFan

May 31, 9:52pm

RE: Apparently the flame went out, very quickly. But you keep stoking those

spidercoug

May 31, 10:00pm

Someone unplugged my car at the airport. Should I unplug theirs before I leave?

Ojiisan

May 31, 9:33pm

Yes

crimedog

May 31, 9:36pm

the joy of electric vehicles

Count Cougar

May 31, 9:36pm

The lock on Teslas chargers is something every EV should have.

AltTabbins

May 31, 9:44pm

Can you be certain that person unplugged you?

StantonMac

May 31, 9:45pm

No. So I didn’t do it

Ojiisan

May 31, 9:53pm

Does your plug not let you lock it?

paulb

May 31, 9:45pm

They unplugged from the adapter. I need to get one of those locks

Ojiisan

May 31, 9:55pm

Are you not charged?

Plato

May 31, 9:53pm

Mine requires the key fob in order to disconnect it.

Japan Coug

May 31, 9:58pm

Like you know who unplugged yours?

blueaussie

May 31, 10:29pm

If Utah has been selling out tickets for years...why are they doing a pass?

WJCougar

May 31, 9:21pm

Strange concept. No idea where you'll be sitting for which game. Could be chair backs or could be standing room only.

Soupie

May 31, 9:27pm

BIG12 is so much weaker than PAC or ACC so they know people won’t come

Heath Squashwell

May 31, 9:29pm

Wonder how Big12 sticker sales are doing. On a related Ute fan note, the

CougGolf

May 31, 9:42pm

UU fans want to see Pac !2 teams, not the lowly Big 12 teams.

Real G Man

May 31, 9:40pm

Yes, the Oregon States and Arizonas of the world are terrifying.

BlooCoug

May 31, 9:54pm

There are a few hundred seats for sale every week, some are singles in weird

NarfUte

May 31, 9:46pm

So they actually haven't been selling out?

WJCougar

May 31, 10:04pm

They sell those tickets a week or two before the games, generally

NarfUte

May 31, 10:17pm

It’s hard for them to sell the obstructed view seats behind Cam Rising’s helmet

rivercitycoug

May 31, 10:16pm

Time for a career change?

Blueto

May 31, 9:18pm

Just did Disneyland 2x and DCA 1x this week. If you barely want to wait in lines

brazilcoug

May 31, 9:16pm

It's sad that 30-40 minutes is considered a short wait.

byuluvr

May 31, 9:27pm

Of course, being on CB, you should also mention the possibility of

Courtimedes

May 31, 9:32pm

One of the blessings of having a daughter with Down syndrome who would not wait

Garn

May 31, 9:37pm

Universal has a similar program

Ted Lasso

May 31, 9:38pm

I love Genie+ it’s sole intention was to price out the Disney Adult passholders

DodgerCoug

May 31, 9:59pm

5 wins from the Cup returning to Canada for first time in 31 years...

Methusaleh22

May 31, 9:16pm

Long way to go. Canadian teams are 0-6 in the finals since the Habs 93 win. So

Martin Van Nostrand

May 31, 9:27pm

If they make it, they’re not beating the panthers

Frankfromtheballpark

May 31, 11:14pm

Arson Judge

spidercoug

May 31, 9:05pm

After a frigid April, he could hit 60 again and ruin college football fan’s days everywhere

TCuz

May 31, 9:08pm

Regular season 🐐.

shimmy

May 31, 9:22pm

Baseball can be cruel. Walker Buehler was a lock for an eventual 9 figure salary

Methusaleh22

May 31, 8:55pm

Pitchers should take more of the early contract offers

rommeliv

May 31, 8:58pm

Eventually trams have to figure it out and not ask the guys to pitch 97+ for 6

vagabonder

May 31, 9:01pm

Teams don't care. The next guy can too and and they'll grind them down.

shimmy

May 31, 9:27pm

For every player that refuses there’s 200 pitchers willing to throw 95+ to get

DodgerCoug

May 31, 9:53pm

I mean he's making more this year than I'll make in my career, so he'll be fine.

Methusaleh22

May 31, 9:02pm

This was an interest read re velocity and injuries:

mncougar

May 31, 9:06pm

Its a shame but I’m glad the Dodgers didn’t get stuck with another bad contract

DodgerCoug

May 31, 9:13pm

He was a tad wild today. Without the 4 walks, 6 hits in 6 innings isn't horrible. Only 3ER. Of course I can't watch

Colorado

May 31, 10:25pm

It ticks me off when people cut through entire lines at Disneyland.

Jim Billy

May 31, 8:46pm

I’m amazed people still go to Disneyland

Lifi

May 31, 8:48pm

Nobody goes there anymore. It's too crowded.

DirtyWater

May 31, 8:52pm

Doesn't that means EVERYONE is going there?

jamalccc

May 31, 8:55pm

You boys ever heard of Yogisms?

shimmy

May 31, 8:58pm

RE: You boys ever heard of Yogisms?

DirtyWater

May 31, 8:59pm

That's why I cut in line. Who has time to wait?

sah22

May 31, 9:18pm

It’s only the second-most visited theme park in the world annually.

Bossk82

May 31, 9:35pm

There should be better ticket caps. It’s robbery to charge what they charge and

BlooCoug

May 31, 8:52pm

It should be specifically on adult tickets. Nobody likes being by the obnoxious

Jim Billy

May 31, 8:54pm

I'm really amazed they haven't opened one in San Antonio and/or South America.

vagabonder

May 31, 9:04pm

Panama. Stable politically, accessible to Latin Americans.

DubuMfalme

May 31, 9:53pm

and these same people complain about a 15-minute TSA line

Count Cougar

May 31, 9:38pm

Pretty creative, Aggies.

Abe Froman

May 31, 8:45pm

First look at new Tiana’s Bayou Adventure ride at Disneyworld. Looking for

Chefcurry

May 31, 8:29pm

RE: First look at new Tiana’s Bayou Adventure ride at Disneyworld.

jreid191

May 31, 8:35pm

RE: First look at new Tiana’s Bayou Adventure ride at Disneyworld. Looking for

sethj250

May 31, 8:46pm

That was a movie? I’ve never heard of it.

Lifi

May 31, 8:50pm

The old ride was dated. A refresh was needed.

DirtyWater

May 31, 8:51pm

Cannot wait to be in line for 4 hours for that

Forbidden Fruit

May 31, 10:43pm

The tiny bits of the ride they show look fairly unexciting. Those two news

shoganai

May 31, 8:53pm

The modern animatronics look great, but it looks too “happy”.

Bert609

May 31, 8:58pm

RE: The modern animatronics look great, but it looks too “happy”.

Methusaleh22

May 31, 9:08pm

I really wish Disney would repurpose zip a dee doo dah in some way. It’s such a

BaseCoug

3:27am

I'll reserve my judgement until I can ride it, but I've been impressed so far.

Ted Lasso

May 31, 10:02pm

Does anybody else mind if I put TNT in an unescapable escape room?

Q-grr

May 31, 8:25pm

Couldn't agree more

SUAVO

May 31, 8:25pm

Did you guys know Kris Bryant hadn't retired? I had no idea.

Methusaleh22

May 31, 8:21pm

He’s the Derrick Rose of baseball

Sir_Ten

May 31, 8:25pm

He plays for the saddest franchise in MLB. I get why you thought he retired.

fredetteaboutit13

May 31, 8:39pm

Did the Angels pick him up?

BYUheaven

May 31, 8:47pm

TNT wants to re-subscribe to Netflix but he is trying to save for that pie

TNT

May 31, 8:17pm

Worth it. The pie is better than Netflix. TNT should just download PlutoTV.

BYUtka

May 31, 8:22pm

But Seinfeld in HD

TNT

May 31, 8:22pm

Classic Dr. Who, Godzilla channel, MST3K and Riff Trax, Twilight Zone, Waking

BYUtka

May 31, 8:24pm

If my count is right, Big-12 pacing to go 6-0 in day 1 of NCAA tourney

North Cat Coug

May 31, 8:16pm

Now let’s do creepy 80’s videos.

bluesloth

May 31, 8:08pm

This

TADOW

May 31, 8:12pm

This version is even better:

bluesloth

May 31, 8:19pm

Great memory from the EARLY days of youtube.

SinkingQuffa

May 31, 9:28pm

Don't pay the Ferryman

Samuel Hall Society

May 31, 10:02pm

wow, that's really weird.

runnincoug

May 31, 8:24pm

The Police: Don’t stand so close to me

DwigtA2RM

May 31, 8:13pm

Every Breath You Take - Lovely tune, but another stalker anthem

BYUBandfan

May 31, 8:30pm

This is the creepiest to me - especially since I have a teen daughter.

crack

May 31, 8:14pm

This seems like a clear winner

Chemish

May 31, 8:21pm

If one can forget the beginning of the song stating the girl's age, I really

StarMan

May 31, 8:23pm

Eew. Good thing those two didn’t have IPhones!

Brisco

May 31, 8:34pm

Now there's a video unashamed of it's crazy lyrics.

SinkingQuffa

May 31, 10:11pm

Along those same lines...

Division Bell

May 31, 11:10pm

Tom Petty cutting up the Alice cake always freaked me out.

XORCoug

May 31, 8:16pm

David Bowie - Underground

Jeffacka

May 31, 8:19pm

Holy cow that's awful on many levels! Also weird that to have the love interest

runnincoug

May 31, 8:21pm

Dio: Holy Diver

Division Bell

May 31, 8:25pm

Dio: rainbow on the dark

Division Bell

May 31, 8:28pm

The best part, he thinks that this is a totally awesome video

daJimmer

May 31, 8:30pm

Especially considering he is only about 5 foot nothing.

firstclass

May 31, 8:33pm

Frankie Goes to Hollywood - Relax Song was so popular at BYU dances in 84-85

bad84cougar

May 31, 8:32pm

Sharing the pickle. Genius.

Mathew

May 31, 8:45pm

Easily this . . .

TLCougar

May 31, 8:39pm

Brisco

May 31, 8:41pm

This version is just as creepy - but also funny.

Penske Material

May 31, 8:59pm

This Oingo Boingo song:

Benfica1

May 31, 8:45pm

Another creepy Oingo Boingo song. Granted, more of in a Tim Burton way

Chemish

May 31, 8:56pm

When I was a kid this one freaked me out

Blueto

May 31, 8:48pm

Good one

El Careeb

May 31, 8:51pm

Classic. I loved it.

sah22

May 31, 9:22pm

This one from Madonna was always super weird.

BlooCoug

May 31, 8:51pm

This whole movie. I hate it so much......

Penske Material

May 31, 8:58pm

What, no Tool, Marilyn Manson,...?

Benfica1

May 31, 9:04pm

80’s.

bluesloth

May 31, 9:10pm

Oops. Yep.

Benfica1

May 31, 9:11pm

She Blinded Me With Science was a pretty weird video. I liked the song, though.

Brisco

May 31, 9:21pm

Falco Jeanny

GilbertAZCougar

May 31, 9:34pm

Greg Khin

Samuel Hall Society

May 31, 10:04pm

I roadied for him at a concert in Santa Cruz. Lets just say it was an

Catfish

May 31, 10:38pm

The Cure - Lullaby…spiders, webs and Robert Smith

CallSign

May 31, 10:15pm

Michael Jackson: Dirty Diana

Division Bell

May 31, 11:14pm

Hall and Oates: Family Man

Division Bell

May 31, 11:21pm

Missed by a few years...

SinkingQuffa

May 31, 11:36pm

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