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Some tips for any of you who may be going to girls camp as priesthood leaders:

Mike Honcho All-American

7:06am

Sounds like a father in your ward lately. Sounds like this father may be

BYU I Bleed Blue

7:12am

Do you know someone in my ward? Based on the eye roll response maybe it’s Utah Football GM

Mike Honcho

7:14am

I’m going this year

Idacoug

7:20am

Just keep these pointers in mind and I think you’ll do great

Mike Honcho

7:25am

Video: Travis Hansen interview on BYUSN

ByTheirFruits

7:04am

It's official- JetBlue is on my list of Never Fly Again airlines.

John Doe Slack-jawed Yokel

6:00am

RE: It's official- JetBlue is on my list of Never Fly Again airlines.

ral1988

6:01am

RE: It's official- JetBlue is on my list of Never Fly Again airlines.

PortlandCoug

6:15am

JetBlue used to be cool. Their planes are now old and janky, and they don’t fly

Iman23

6:35am

Uh-oh — i’m literally 20 minutes from boarding a Jetblue flight. What happened?

MojosDojo

6:45am

He asked for Diet Coke but they gave him regular Coke.

kalifi

6:50am

RE: He asked for Diet Coke but they gave him regular Coke.

MojosDojo

6:51am

Almost every domestic carrier has been on my no fly list at one point or another

VACougMD

6:58am

Without a huge investment in planes and staff

mobicurious

6:59am

Username checks out

sah22

7:00am

Flight from Boston to SLC. Seats were the most uncomfortable in memory. Thin pad with a bar in the most uncomfortable

John Doe

7:02am

I’ll warn my son. He’s flying SLC to Heathrow via jfk in a few weeks.

Idacoug

7:22am

Trip planning update. It looks like we’re just going to stay at a Disney hotel

Cheesy Gordita

3:30am

We stayed at an ibis budget hotel right next to the RER train station and walked

ForzaPuma

3:38am

Since we are celebrating entire months of deadly sin

Jericho

3:28am

RE: Since we are celebrating entire months of deadly sin

Longseason

6:30am

My libertarianism feels similar, in some ways.

Courtimedes

7:19am

Now I want to write different sin months.

Courtimedes

7:21am

Daughter puked a few hours ago, now I’m on the throne emptying my bowels. Haven’t slept a wink yet.

Bar7h All-American

3:16am

Slept a wink? Mtn bike practice?

CertainDeath

3:56am

Similar thing hit our house.

barnacle

6:01am

Want to live longer? Research suggests that getting castrated could help.

Japan Coug

3:09am

RE: Want to live longer? Research suggests that getting castrated could help.

ral1988

4:27am

Is that because it reduces likelihood of marriage?

KCFan85

4:54am

I thought it was the long term effect of marriage. 😅

Lalau

6:14am

That’s a hard pass for me Bro…..

Coug98

5:13am

RE: Want to live longer? Research suggests that getting castrated could help.

A Drew Aitch

5:20am

Side benefit: More Sopranos in Ward Choirs

TunaOne

5:21am

RE: Want to live longer? Research suggests that getting castrated could help.

SWKTNative

5:33am

Ok…but there is a significant difference in the life of a bull and a steer.

Cthack1

5:39am

Sorry, but I'll take the earlier death and keep my boys.

John Doe

5:50am

No chance of testicular cancer, so ther is that.

Acorn

6:37am

Why would I want to live longer if I’m castrated?

DirtyWater

7:05am

So you could watch more Romcoms?

Don Carlton

7:19am

Your child sneaks out. There're already gone. What's your play?

fattycoug

1:20am

Lock doors and windows, put a note w/ blanket & pillow by the door. 😉

cougarmeister

1:24am

Stage a murder scene with a bloody handprint at their reentry point.

Methusaleh22

2:13am

Enthusiastically wake him up early the next morning

CouginCottonwood

2:24am

Reminds me of when my parents caught my older bro sneaking out to see his GF

Soren Tversky

3:15am

I prob would recommend against the surprise-them-in-bed-naked idea

zerome4sooners

3:29am

Although that is the stuff legends are made of and the story would be passed

Coug98

5:10am

Plus a lifetime of therapy bills.

coolblue

6:12am

That’s the stuff Ashley Biden’s diary is made of.

Longseason

6:34am

How old?

Chester Copperpot

5:23am

That sucks…let him know you love him…that you are worried about him.

Cthack1

5:27am

Sleep in their bed.

EDthoracotomy

5:59am

Leave for a really cool vacation while they are gone

Ojiisan

6:03am

Drive around until you find him

Conan

6:35am

That's what Richie Cunningham's father did when him and Potsie snuck out.

Fightgar

6:38am

Turn on every light in the house so he sees it as he approaches home.

DirtyWater

6:47am

Just go sit in his room, but be prepared to lose tons of sleep. His age is a big

BYU I Bleed Blue

6:51am

I'd take it as him choosing to enroll in his own personal bootcamp with me as his instructor and wake his butt

mokelembembe

7:21am

Did it work?

Courtimedes

7:29am

And made me hate exercise

runnincoug

7:31am

Poor Hans Moleman

TNT

12:06am

RE: Poor Hans Moleman

STL

12:32am

"It's like kissing a peanut"

TNT

12:33am

RE: Poor Hans Moleman

benny1982

12:38am

RE: Poor Hans Moleman

GatorCoug

1:10am

Happy accidentally found funny gif. Anyone else got any?

Methusaleh22

May 31, 11:52pm

That's Remi. Here's the video.

Hypnotoad

12:02am

RE: Happy accidentally found funny gif. Anyone else got any?

Russell Feathers

12:12am

RE: Happy accidentally found funny gif. Anyone else got any?

Mexicougazul

12:18am

RE: Happy accidentally found funny gif. Anyone else got any?

Bandit

12:28am

RE: Happy accidentally found funny gif. Anyone else got any?

deejo

1:19am

Looking for a deal on a 50cc scooter… BM me if you have anything

Icelandic Cougar

May 31, 11:19pm

Godzilla Minus One supposedly hitting Netflix tonight, maybe including US?

Gustav

May 31, 11:11pm

Excellent movie

Cougar-Duck

May 31, 11:29pm

It's available to rent now on Vudu/Fandango.

BluThruandThru

12:23am

It is on Netflix now

bad84cougar

3:06am

Holy crap! That came out of nowhere. I've been looking for when It'd be available here and wasn't seeing any

Chemish

4:47am

Hmmm, it's dubbed. I guess a lot of people will prefer this but I prefer to just have the subtitles.

Chemish

5:08am

Could be default option, change it in settings

Rize Alloyal

6:30am

Actually, it does have the Japanese with English subtitles option. I finally figured that out about 30 mins in.

Chemish

6:39am

Watching D2 Mighty Ducks with my son - forgot that Kenan Thompson was in it

Howard Bannister

May 31, 10:36pm

Knuckle puck, not knuckle punch. Good movie though.

cougarfan84

May 31, 10:42pm

Ha! Dang autocorrect. Fixed - thanks!

Howard Bannister

May 31, 10:46pm

Judge hit 2? 14 HRs in May. Wow dude's unbelievable.

mulletino mulletYno@gmail

May 31, 10:28pm

RE: Judge hit 2? 14 HRs in May. Wow dude's unbelievable.

Ojiisan

May 31, 10:36pm

Not seeing it. Dude's been 6'7" 280 lbs since his rookie season. Wears a size 17 shoe. Just a monster dude.

mulletino

May 31, 10:37pm

He's a freak, for sure. It also helps to play regularly in Yankee stadium

Bob Vance

May 31, 10:49pm

Sure, but he just hit 2 @Giants which isn't known to be hitter friendly. He hits bombs regardless of stadium.

mulletino

May 31, 10:50pm

Look and see how many of his HRs would score in other stadiums

jacobugath

May 31, 10:52pm

Yep, when you hit so many 400+ at Yankee Stadium it's a non-issue.

mulletino

May 31, 10:56pm

RE: He's a freak, for sure. It also helps to play regularly in Yankee stadium

Methusaleh22

May 31, 10:55pm

Yankee Stadium helps with HRs (3rd highest HR rolling park factor, Dodger stadium is 2nd)

TCuz

May 31, 10:57pm

Saw in in person against the Pads last week. What a freak of nature! Massive guy

sandiegocgrfan

May 31, 11:25pm

"This statement is False"

franklyvulgar

May 31, 10:28pm

No he does not shave himself. By that definition.

Dr MoBYU

May 31, 11:22pm

Barber goes to another barber, or has a beard, or has no facial hair.

Les IsMore

May 31, 11:31pm

He’s just a man when he shaves himself.

TwinsRight

3:59am

Words and grammar are just an arbitrary game we play that sometimes reflects

momowagon

4:59am

Ah yes, the night after girls camp. Stories, excitement, repetitive singing, then complete meltdown from lack sleep.

IAmSpartyCoug All-American

May 31, 10:27pm

Didn’t expect this at all but just saw the new Planet of the Apes movie

DavisCoCoug

May 31, 10:27pm

I thought it was great. Nice start to a new set of movies

Howard Bannister

May 31, 10:37pm

You didn’t expect to see the movie? Where did you think you were going?

Russell Feathers

May 31, 10:52pm

Did you not watch the Caesar trilogy? Why wouldn't this one have been good?

toukokuu

May 31, 11:06pm

A show about monkeys? Pass. Hard pass.

monteburns

May 31, 11:12pm

RE: A show about monkeys? Pass. Hard pass.

Russell Feathers

12:10am

I haven't seen any of the "new" ones. Maybe it's time for movie marathon?

rtNelson

4:38am

It was ok. It didn't reach the same level as previous three.

sah22

5:42am

The prefix code......man Kirk was so smart

TNT

May 31, 10:26pm

RE: The prefix code......man Kirk was so smart

Littlerich

May 31, 10:36pm

RE: The prefix code......man Kirk was so smart

kcca

12:17am

Temporary name, logo, & color scheme for the new NHL team?

Spiff SequelTrilogyFan

May 31, 10:22pm

I hate those colors. Ugh it’s gonna be Yeti isn’t it

HingleMcCringleberry

May 31, 10:29pm

At least it's a shade of blue. That's a whole lot better than a shade of red.

Division Bell

May 31, 11:00pm

I don't mind the colors, but Yeti is a really stupid name

fredgarvin

May 31, 11:01pm

It’s just so incredibly bland, too. Looks like the Jazz font with blue.

HingleMcCringleberry

May 31, 11:07pm

The slightly slanted horizontal line in the H in the word UTAH is a nice touch.

rainorsnow

4:44am

Don't mind it personally

Cougs4Lfe

12:46am

Having done Murph recently, this is impressive.

Longseason

May 31, 10:17pm

There’s another guy that did it every day for a year

whoneedscorners?

May 31, 10:20pm

It is a pretty perfect workout. Push, pull, and cardio.

Longseason

May 31, 10:23pm

Driving from Boston to Cooperstown tomorrow afternoon is there a must eat

Baseball77

May 31, 10:16pm

Stop at the basketball HOF for a little bit.

DirtyWater

May 31, 10:19pm

Not on the way but Brooks BBQ in Oneonta is a local favorite near the HOF

Hang10

May 31, 10:42pm

Over under 80% of posts in the political category today?

Jstak17

May 31, 10:14pm

Best reason to not donate

SLC-Durham

May 31, 10:17pm

Nope. The religion category is amazing. You can ignore pols.

Acorn

6:30am

Not every day a former president becomes a convicted felon.

BlooCoug

May 31, 10:20pm

Very true. Cougarboard rudely labeled me a political junky. It was good to get

Jstak17

May 31, 10:24pm

Like smoke weed?

TNT

May 31, 10:27pm

Woah, I didn’t inhale.

Jstak17

May 31, 10:29pm

Got to be too much. I silenced it.

Blue Golfer

May 31, 10:35pm

I turned off politics 3 months ago. I'm never going back. I'd probably turn

Methusaleh22

May 31, 11:00pm

It's funny to me that you have to pay for that category

Great38

May 31, 11:16pm

You pay for religion category. Not politics. Kinda like Jefes own version of

Acorn

6:33am

I turned it off years ago. Best approach for rainbow and Covid too. Very few

Acorn

6:31am

Dave Roberts strikes again.

shimmy In play, run(s)

May 31, 10:09pm

Tik tok tik tok….

CougBlue94

May 31, 10:04pm

RE: Tik tok tik tok….

WJCougar

May 31, 10:07pm

Get used to disappointment.

runnincoug

May 31, 10:09pm

What are we waiting for now? It's 10pm on a Friday. Doubt anything is getting announced tonight.

Soupie

May 31, 10:10pm

K Robby. We get it, you’re wrong sometimes

Forbidden Fruit

May 31, 10:12pm

If you're not talking about the app, then you're missing several C's

Czar-castic

May 31, 10:12pm

The Chinese are spying on us.

BlooCoug

May 31, 10:14pm

It's amazing that the Mariners have a winning record. They have a fantastic

wildeone

May 31, 10:04pm

They have a few good relievers, but Saucedo getting hurt has really hurt, and

cougaman

May 31, 10:45pm

UCF Game, best place to find tickets?

royalbluemenace

May 31, 9:52pm

Following

andrewg3

May 31, 10:37pm

Any ticket app. Or UCF’s ticket office.

Yukon

May 31, 10:52pm

I didn't realize Giants stadium was such a hitter friendly park...

jacobugath INSUFFERABLE KNOW IT ALL

May 31, 9:51pm

I might have to change my icon to a 99

Garn

May 31, 9:46pm

Arson Judge

spidercoug

May 31, 9:42pm

Sorry, this isn't catching on..

LifeLongLakerFan

May 31, 9:45pm

It caught on [fire] in 2022. Sorry you missed it.

spidercoug

May 31, 9:48pm

Apparently the flame went out, very quickly. But you keep stoking those embers

LifeLongLakerFan

May 31, 9:52pm

RE: Apparently the flame went out, very quickly. But you keep stoking those

spidercoug

May 31, 10:00pm

Someone unplugged my car at the airport. Should I unplug theirs before I leave?

Ojiisan

May 31, 9:33pm

Yes

crimedog

May 31, 9:36pm

the joy of electric vehicles

Count Cougar

May 31, 9:36pm

The lock on Teslas chargers is something every EV should have.

AltTabbins

May 31, 9:44pm

Can you be certain that person unplugged you?

StantonMac

May 31, 9:45pm

No. So I didn’t do it

Ojiisan

May 31, 9:53pm

Does your plug not let you lock it?

paulb

May 31, 9:45pm

They unplugged from the adapter. I need to get one of those locks

Ojiisan

May 31, 9:55pm

Are you not charged?

Plato

May 31, 9:53pm

Mine requires the key fob in order to disconnect it.

Japan Coug

May 31, 9:58pm

Like you know who unplugged yours?

blueaussie

May 31, 10:29pm

If Utah has been selling out tickets for years...why are they doing a pass?

WJCougar

May 31, 9:21pm

Strange concept. No idea where you'll be sitting for which game. Could be chair backs or could be standing room only.

Soupie

May 31, 9:27pm

BIG12 is so much weaker than PAC or ACC so they know people won’t come

Heath Squashwell

May 31, 9:29pm

Wonder how Big12 sticker sales are doing. On a related Ute fan note, the

CougGolf

May 31, 9:42pm

UU fans want to see Pac !2 teams, not the lowly Big 12 teams.

Real G Man

May 31, 9:40pm

Yes, the Oregon States and Arizonas of the world are terrifying.

BlooCoug

May 31, 9:54pm

There are a few hundred seats for sale every week, some are singles in weird

NarfUte

May 31, 9:46pm

So they actually haven't been selling out?

WJCougar

May 31, 10:04pm

They sell those tickets a week or two before the games, generally

NarfUte

May 31, 10:17pm

It’s hard for them to sell the obstructed view seats behind Cam Rising’s helmet

rivercitycoug

May 31, 10:16pm

ESPN

Top 10 recent

Tik tok tik tok….

The football team’s new practice field.

Your child sneaks out. There're already gone. What's your play?

Athlon disses BYU across the board

Funny seeing these guys react to the work KY is doing. It shocks them 😂

We don’t know why a 5 star recently didn’t end up at BYU. We don’t. But there’s

If Utah has been selling out tickets for years...why are they doing a pass?

Yes mag is a great player BUT…

Video: Travis Hansen interview on BYUSN

Pretty creative, Aggies.

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