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Getting a haircut...the salon radio is playing "parents just don't understand"

WJCougar

9:43am

Blog: Three-Star LB Cyrus Polu Takes BYU Official Visit View

[Cougs Daily]

9:25am

BIL is hosting Father’s Day dinner. Just sent a message saying we are having

25mphman

9:24am

It's too bad that you are starting to come down with something and won't make it.

byuluvr

9:28am

Your sister is at fault here

Blueto

9:29am

That sounds like a wife planning. Wife’s plan easy, cheap and something the kids

cougaman

9:31am

Father’s Day dinner is Mother’s Day II

molodyets

9:36am

Me too. With potato salad. Im trying to think of a side to

rha1211

9:43am

POLL: Do you celebrate your dogs birthday?

HimmerFredette

9:21am

We give him a dog treat.

DubuMfalme

9:25am

No

WaffleCheese

9:25am

I have no idea my dog’s birthday. Hope the dog is close to the end of its life.

JohnnyC

9:35am

Inside Out 2 was actually a good movie.

rainorsnow

9:16am

IF was actually pretty dumb

supertux

9:17am

This board only cares about Disney movies.

Boring

9:23am

Blog: Where Should BYU Rank in Big 12 Football Preseason Poll? View

[Vanquish the Foe] Nick J. Lee

9:10am

At Costco returning and guy in front is returning something bought in 2019.

SBB

9:09am

What is it?

HingleMcCringleberry

9:10am

Luggage since Amazon wasn’t an option anymore

molodyets

9:37am

Saw a guy at HD try to return a chain link fence he had used for 5 years

TicoBrown

9:14am

I tried to return some LED Christmas lights to HD...

WJCougar

9:37am

Agree with the shame but Costco’s policy allows it.

bluegaucho

9:17am

And will until enough people don’t have shame then the honest ones suffer

molodyets

9:37am

Guy in our ward was talking about how every summer he’s bought a lawn mower from Costco and then returns it when the

Mike Honcho

9:32am

You’re dishonest, not cheap.

molodyets

9:38am

Cheap is okay dishonest is another. I think he’s stealing

SBB

9:38am

He'll get flagged and banned sooner or later. Even Costco has its limits.

byuluvr

9:39am

I just might do the same with my Christmas tree from a few years ago. A section of the lights don't work anymore. Return

Preppy

9:33am

My FiL tried to return a mattress he’d slept on for several years

macdizzle

9:36am

I heard Nordstroms has (or had) one of the most generous return policies: one might be able to return items not even

Preppy

9:39am

POLL: Catchings puts up an Instagram sig pic that VERY obscurely features him in a BYU shirt — YET promptly removes the pic when our fans start chirping about it.

SinkingQuffa Intervention Needed

9:09am

He liked the photo but didn’t want to say much else with it.

beefytee

9:21am

OR…he’s within days of announcing, wanted to subtly express himself before

Rexy Coug

9:34am

He was about to commit to BYU but then a bunch of old weirdos started

gaffer

9:42am

If you want to understand where AI is headed and how fast it will get there

Negative Equity

8:58am

Nah. TNT is already frightened enough

TNT

9:01am

The enabling paper of LLMs was published in 2017. GPT-2 in 2019.

AggieWeekendCougar

9:02am

Lawyers and politicians are going to start slowing down AI if profitability doesn’t first

Mike Honcho

9:29am

PSA: In 1 week the days start getting shorter. Just trying to help out.

Hinta

8:50am

Boo

UVCoug

8:53am

RE: PSA: In 1 week the days start getting shorter. Just trying to help out.

byuluvr

9:02am

RE: PSA: In 1 week the days start getting shorter. Just trying to help out.

bluescholar

9:07am

RE: PSA: In 1 week the days start getting shorter. Just trying to help out.

Blue for Life

9:17am

BYU Football! 🏈

JohnnyC

9:18am

As and Arizona, this makes me happy. But I still have 3-4 months of insane heat.

paulb

9:23am

Heck yeah!

myfriendryan

9:37am

America’s Got Talent is a corny, dumb, and overrated show.

provoprodigy

8:49am

We just watch the YouTube clips.

fattycoug

8:57am

It's just another singing/dance competition. It was much better when they had other talents being shown.

byuluvr

9:03am

I don’t get the idea of what they win. It’s like a show in Vegas? People would

SBB

9:04am

They claim the winner gets $1 million, but IIRC it is spread over 20 years.

Hinta

9:23am

They make the judges too much of the show

I'mBatman

9:11am

The worst is when an act is performing and the cameras continually cut to

jacare

9:33am

Had the best tasting, smoke flavored tri-tip ever. Have you tried this smoker?

Desert Rat

8:45am

It's a great day to be a Cougar. Now and forever. If Catchings makes it an even

fbguru

8:43am

Is he announcing a commitment today?

Zerigke Ally Zerigke

9:18am

BYU in top 20 of influential teams 1984

md7Coug

8:30am

Pro tip: Assume that Catchings is going elsewhere. Move on completely and then

Duke Silver

8:22am

Nah, he's ours to lose

RGGeemer

8:30am

I’m through with assuming that the worst is going to happen, at least with

cougaman

8:32am

Trying to do this with byu football this year

coug719

8:34am

I’ll stick with optimism. We aren’t some poor mid-major anymore.

rivercitycoug

8:44am

Just assume the worst?

CopperLix

8:55am

You're not leaving anything to blame on Pope. That don't work.

SinkingQuffa

8:57am

I prefer hope along with knowing there is a chance we don't get him

Dr T-bone

9:29am

Thread of Buster Keaton stunts

hamaca Political Junky

8:00am

I remember that level from final fantasy 3.

Longseason

8:22am

6* 😅

BYUFootballisBack

8:34am

You must be young... Or from Japan. Was 3 when I played it for SNES. 😉

Narfin'Coug

9:40am

That is crazy.

jacobugath

8:44am

20 years later arrested development is still giving me nuggets to find. Buster Bluth does this same stunt in the one

Probable Sacko

9:11am

Euro soda game is so not strong. Every time I’m out

Cheesy Gordita

7:59am

Ask for ice-immediate give away that you’re American.

kalifi

8:08am

Same with asking for freedom

Ojiisan

8:09am

<< Deleted >>

beantownblue

8:46am

Did a recent road trip through Andalusia

vegas guey

8:46am

Like that is a real place. Did you meat the tinman?

claw

8:52am

Ice waters down soda

Idacoug

8:48am

This is true, technically, but soda without ice is not good so it doesn't matter

fattycoug

8:56am

Not true. Chilled soda out of a bottle or can is better.

Idacoug

8:59am

You're wrong and now cannot be trusted in food opinions

fattycoug

9:04am

Why I hate those clear plastic cups at restaurants. Ice melts too fast. Give me

txblue

8:59am

I talked to someone about this when I was in both France and Italy recently. They believe too cold of a drink

P-Boy Squad

8:49am

A common European belief.

DubuMfalme

9:19am

The lack of ice is barbaric and primitive. Cold drinks is one of the things I

txblue

8:49am

Something Brazilians and Americans agree on. Very cold drinks.

DubuMfalme

8:54am

They had you figured out.

Cheesy Gordita

8:58am

Maybe, but it was a random village in the mountains, and I speak Italian.

DubuMfalme

9:18am

In Rome at PizzaRe?

kotacoug

9:00am

Ya but a baby sized bottle of coke

claw

9:05am

True.

DubuMfalme

9:19am

Give me a plastic straw everyday. Or I’ll take a metal one I guess. Still think

SBB

9:06am

Just ask. Ice cubes are available for those who ask. And the taste of

Monomachos

9:26am

Junior County to play at Wasatch Academy next year

crimedog Insensitive ....

7:51am

Looks like Utah Prep got too loaded

palangi

8:33am

😔

HimmerFredette

7:50am

Makes sense he is almost eligible for early social security benefits

cougarfann888

7:53am

Or start a Podcast from his home….

JohnnyC

7:57am

Let me introduce 'The Steam Room'

Wife_Apologist

8:21am

Well there you go. I’m assuming he keeps doing that.

JohnnyC

9:13am

If he's that old then maybe he should consider playing football for Utah

machete

8:16am

This is positioning for a better deal.

BlackBart

9:20am

CB weigh in - neighbor ran a jackhammer last night until 10:00. He’s ripping out

Jay Rick

7:49am

Yeah throw some gloves on and go out there and help him. He might let you play

nybyblue

7:50am

This and then he might let you play on his bew pickle ball court

Osteotome

8:00am

Probably have to put up with it, it’s not like he’ll be doing it forever.

BNcoug

8:00am

What do the local noise ordinances say? If I were him I would try to stop by 9.

jreid191

8:16am

So he worked until 10pm and then returned the rental jackhammer?

Underhill

8:17am

Yeah, I’m not sure about this. When he started (couple weeks ago), I asked

Jay Rick

8:46am

If the 4 hours goes after closing it’s due first thing next day

FallingRock

9:26am

When he has it rented, he has to use it until his time is up before returning it.

Sea Chicken

8:21am

10 is pretty late. Unwritten rule is to avoid noisy stuff when it is dark.

delux_247

8:34am

I’d say 10 is right about the cutoff line. It’s pushing it, but if it’s just

BoiseBlue

8:35am

I think it’s a close call. 9 seems more reasonable to me.

Jay Rick

8:47am

Ummmm, yeah, but you asked what WE thought was reasonable 😜

BoiseBlue

8:52am

I’m good with that. That dude is working super hard on a project that’s taking

ThatBYUFan

8:44am

Not a school night, 10pm seems decent. 9pm otherwise imo

txblue

8:44am

He should've waited until the 4th of July.

Great38

8:52am

10PM is the most common noise ordinance, so while it might not be nice it's probably legal.

byuluvr

9:06am

Just another day at the office for Simmons

byukarl

7:47am

10 of the top 100 xcountry men’s recruits are from Utah

OU Cougar

8:10am

That was just cross

byukarl

8:29am

Danny is the #1 ranked runner in the country. That's an old ranking (right after XC) Danny had the wrong spikes in at

Spiff

9:31am

What’s better: e-foil or e-surf?

RugbyCoug

7:45am

CougarBoard Degenerate

greyt9

7:33am

You are walking in many holy places today

MarylandFan

7:35am

RE: CougarBoard Degenerate

Preppy

7:36am

RE: CougarBoard Degenerate

zonacougar

7:39am

We had a late morning wedding and I played 9 holes of golf that morning.

Art Director

7:51am

My son insisted we play 9 before we dropped him off at the MTC…even in the rain!

Hang10

8:42am

I only got 1 piece of advice. . .

Zoobieman

7:51am

Early sealing, when did your bride wake up?

Warner

7:51am

She’s probably been up all night waiting for Kanon to commit.

coug719

8:31am

I’d be more worried if you were checking tonight.

Tonto

8:17am

Getting married in June is a great time to avoid BYU sports conflicts and yet...

thewaterboy

8:43am

Is it bad that I just had a thought for you to add Kanon to the prayer roll?

Coug-Ida

9:10am

7am - can I mow my lawn now?

Gunga Galunga

7:05am

ABSOLUTELY!!

SpudNut

7:07am

I'm awake, you're good to go.

fbguru

7:08am

Only if you’re in Arizona.

cougfanblue

7:10am

You're in America right?

Methusaleh22

7:12am

RE: You're in America right?

cougarfan84

7:55am

Wait an hour you monster.

JoeExotic

7:20am

Two hours

IceCreamButt

8:21am

electric mower with headlight, can mow any time, even at night

Count Cougar

7:22am

Probably better to run the leaf blower first as a warning shot

SausageKing

7:22am

The neighborly thing to do is to finish before anyone wakes up. No sense in

PGVikingDad

7:26am

I was just wondering if starting before 9 was too early. Maybe this answers my question

Chemish

7:33am

No. On the weekend, 8am at the earliest.

Jelly Man

7:33am

8:00am is the man code.

UVCoug

7:37am

My kids woke up like an hour ago so you’re good

Powerbait DPM

7:37am

I do mine at 6:30am. The suns out at 5:50am now.

Magneto

7:43am

Hopefully your house gets toilet papered by heroes forever.

JoeExotic

7:51am

Kids are too lazy to do that now. They may bully me online tho.

Magneto

7:54am

RE: Kids are too lazy to do that now. They may bully me online tho.

JoeExotic

8:18am

Why would you do that? Serious question. Of course you can mow your lawn whenever you want, but don't you want your

HarlemCoug

7:48am

In places like vegas or Phoenix

cougarfann888

7:52am

For example today in vegas it is already suppose to be in the 90s by 8 am

cougarfann888

7:54am

I’m in Phoenix right now for work. Last night at 9pm it was still 100. Its

Magneto

7:56am

I think that's a fair point. I'd be much more patient with an 8am mow job if the temp was getting to 110 that day, but

HarlemCoug

8:17am

In places live Vegas and Phoenix it makes sense to move.

IceCreamButt

8:22am

Certainly a different standard for those who chose to occupy hell on earth.

rivercitycoug

8:38am

I thought most homes don't have lawns in Vegas/Phoenix.

byuluvr

9:10am

8AM, psycho.

rivercitycoug

7:52am

Depends on the weather. If it's going to be roasting hot later Im more forgiving

Art Director

7:53am

I have a lawn mower that has been sitting for 8 years, I’m going to try and start it, any tips?

dingus79 All-American

6:49am

Has there been gas in the tank the whole time?

Captain Rex

6:51am

I’ll check

dingus79

6:53am

Don’t see any gas in it, if there was for awhile it evaporated

dingus79

7:06am

Working with a lawnmower that old is like working with artillery.

kunarcougar

6:52am

Watch the church movie “the pump” first.

bruincoug

7:04am

This is good advice for people remarrying in their 50s+ as well.

Methusaleh22

7:16am

Why are you suddenly using it? If it's going to be a more permanent thing.

Dark Forest Green

7:29am

Moved from Nevada (rock yard) to Utah

dingus79

7:46am

Buy an Ego.

Dark Forest Green

8:00am

I just started using mine that had been stored for about 3 years. I had

Cheap Seats

7:35am

Replace oil, carb, blade, and spark plug. Plan on using some starting fluid

Magneto

7:45am

starter fluid in the exhaust

Samuel Hall Society

8:15am

^ Starting Fluid in the carb (take off the air filter and spray one quick burst)

TheLost

9:25am

You'll be fine. All it takes is a big jerk.

BlueBlitzkrieg

8:43am

Check the oil…

oilman

9:11am

New Balance Nationals 2 mile about to start

barnacle

5:59am

Did the mile get rescheduled to tomorrow or will Simmons skip 2 mile to run a

byuwahoo

6:08am

The mile is later tonight, not sure if he will run both.

barnacle

6:10am

On Monday he said the goal is to run a sub 4 mile but he also wants to defend

byuwahoo

6:13am

Yeah the new schedule makes that really tough. Not sure if he changed his plan.

barnacle

6:14am

Simmons wins with an 8:38.

barnacle

7:48am

In North Berwick, Scotland, right now, and a random local just swung by the bus

PGVikingDad

5:53am

I think we've all seen this movie

Blueto

5:54am

Horror or rom com?

justAnotherCoug

5:55am

I just hope his dad is Liam Neesom

Blueto

6:00am

I thought the Scottish were very friendly last week.

Plato

6:08am

We've been here since May 14, and the weather has been great except for a few

PGVikingDad

7:18am

May 14th? Are you a mission president or just filthy rich for a month long vacay

Magneto

7:47am

It's nothing fancy like that. We just have a vacation flat in Dunfermline.

PGVikingDad

7:50am

And that was the last thing PGVikingDad ever posted

Gustav

6:55am

Can’t wait! Going there 29th June - 4th jul

Idacoug

6:55am

We've had our adult kids along with us on a couple trips. They can't wait for

PGVikingDad

7:21am

That’s why people in the South are so nice. The Scots/Irish settled there

BR549

7:21am

I'm guessing the three eyerollers are of French descent.

PGVikingDad

7:31am

served my mission there. They are the best… Just don’t bring up religion, soccer

Johnny Vatos

7:48am

Sounds like the Germans. Pouts a little cramp on missionary work.

Florwood

8:07am

My favorite golf course in Scotland. I am very jealous.

JWin

8:04am

Cut to: PGVD is now the middle section of a human centipede.

Ham

8:08am

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