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Apparently I’m one of the new coaches.

JL31

7:13pm

Yes sir. Pay players mucho dinero

TNT

7:14pm

Phillies catcher Realmuto just hit in the Jimmy by a 92 mph pitch

Conan Best Poster on CB -JD Power

7:11pm

😬

HimmerFredette

7:12pm

Sound like two balls and a strike. That's just nuts.

jacobugath

7:12pm

RE: Sound like two balls and a strike. That's just nuts.

HimmerFredette

7:12pm

Video

BYUheaven

7:13pm

SHUTOUT BOARD 🏴‍☠️

coug719

7:08pm

What a poverty lineup

mitchwhite221

7:08pm

Star Wars: The Acolyte is live now.

TCuz Coastal Elite

7:00pm

RE: Star Wars: The Acolyte is live now.

vagabonder

7:04pm

Pass

Dangerous

7:07pm

RE: Star Wars: The Acolyte is live now.

Ted Lasso

7:10pm

But it's Disney Star Wars not George Lucas Star Wars

futbalmaven

7:11pm

How woke is it on a scale from AOC to Katie Perry?

MormonThug

7:12pm

RE: Star Wars: The Acolyte is live now.

HimmerFredette

7:13pm

What happened to ice cream trucks?

Chefcurry

6:53pm

They drove off with the kids.

AZcougLawyer

6:54pm

RE: They drove off with the kids.

HimmerFredette

6:55pm

ICAC

foofcoug

6:54pm

ICE came and captured?

Malathion

7:07pm

RE: ICE came and captured?

foofcoug

7:08pm

RE: ICE came and captured?

Malathion

7:11pm

scary

goblin

6:54pm

Saw one in st george last week.

Mister P

6:55pm

One shows up to the park where my son plays T-ball every week (Arlington, VA)

byuwahoo

6:56pm

They all got ran out of town by these two

CougarTwins

6:56pm

I love the "Bet he can hear me." at the end.

byuwahoo

6:58pm

That can't be real right?

TNT

7:09pm

Just pulled out of our cul de sac.

jacobugath

6:57pm

Never seen one in the 9 years I’ve lived in Utah

Chefcurry

6:58pm

Ya some days there are quite a few in Arizona

goblin

7:03pm

One showed up in our neighborhood on Memorial Day.

BYU Statsman

6:58pm

One drives through my neighborhood every Sunday, only time we see him

Noni Fruit

6:59pm

Nothing. I see them frequently.

Jeffacka

6:59pm

They are lazy and just park at soccer fields or other parks. No need to drive around & they still get lots of business.

cougarfanatic

7:02pm

They died when they stopped selling candy cigarettes, poppers, and choco tacos

carlstud

7:04pm

RIP Choco Taco

ProvoSoprano

7:10pm

Come through our SoCal neighborhood pretty much every day.

valcorger

7:04pm

I miss the old Good Humor trucks that drove around our neighborhood every night in the summertime.

Islandercoug

7:04pm

Thankfully.

Malathion

7:07pm

I see them at parks and stuff.

JuicyJam

7:08pm

I still see them around here. Lots of ice cream carts too, by the beach.

Japan Coug

7:12pm

Bring your kids to work day got pretty fun in Congress this week.

Soupie Grandma Sycamore

6:50pm

That's not an Onion or Babylon Bee piece? Wow.

NOCAL_YFAN

6:56pm

Brave guy having a kid at 53.

DirtyWater

6:58pm

pizzagaetz again?

vagabonder

7:02pm

"Groomed" her

foofcoug

7:04pm

They meet when he was 42 and she was 17

sunspot

7:09pm

That kid is going places.

vagabonder

7:01pm

POLL: Have you every played the lottery?

Mister P

6:49pm

Nothing wrong with throwing $2 at it when it gets stupid big for a laugh.

VACOUGFAN

6:50pm

I've been given scratch-offs, but never purchased myself

SWKTNative

6:51pm

I smoked but didn't inhale.

jacobugath

6:52pm

RE: I smoked but didn't inhale.

SWKTNative

6:52pm

Me too. Our realtor sends them every St. Patrick's day.

Mister P

6:52pm

That is a weird but smart way to advertise.

pink22

6:53pm

It's not uncommon.

Jeffacka

6:54pm

Obviously you don’t see it in Utah so it would be new to me. I like it.

pink22

6:55pm

I've probably tried every form of gambling there is, including casino war.

Natedog916

7:06pm

How is this not scary?

TNT

6:44pm

Can you explain what we’re looking at?

fulano

6:49pm

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Ragnar Danneskjold

6:55pm

Looks like a colossal squid

Grock

7:01pm

I think disgusting is the word you were looking for.

byuluvr

7:04pm

It's like right out of Aliens

TNT

7:10pm

Looks delicious to me. Mmmm, calamari...

Japan Coug

7:14pm

The thing that TNT is impressed with you guys the most

TNT

6:40pm

I can see the launch pad from our beach house in Cocoa Beach. Excited and

BluePostum

6:38pm

Share pics. The launch, not of your feet.

TarCoug

6:40pm

RE: Share pics. The launch, not of your feet.

Probable Sacko

7:04pm

Last guys who could come into the program

CycloneCoug

6:38pm

Haven’t seen any names surface lately

wisconsincougs

7:00pm

For our current group of guys — tis for the best. A HS talent like Phillips would surely work his way into our rotation

SinkingQuffa

7:03pm

This should appease everyone.

Tesla Coug Lord of the Manor

6:34pm

Good by me!

Avery

6:38pm

I actually think that's a legit logo. Would buy a hat. Has minor league baseball vibes but whatever

RSL

6:49pm

So SMU was 11-3 last year and we’re playing them on the road

AF Cougar

6:30pm

They’re also in the ESPN FPI top 25

Indy Coug

6:34pm

Well BYU has issues at QB an nobody knows how good RB will be

WJCougar

6:35pm

It will be a tight game but we’ll be fine if we can avoid turnovers.

Junior Deputy

6:38pm

I think we have a chance

Japan Coug

6:39pm

Jim McMahon isn't coming back

AF Cougar

6:46pm

Every time I watch that I'm amazed by McMahon's 8-step drop back. It gave him lots of time to throw that pass perfectly.

lightmann

7:04pm

In the day and age of the transfer portal, it's very difficult to tell how good

shoganai

6:46pm

RE: So SMU was 11-3 last year and we’re playing them on the road

HimmerFredette

6:54pm

Yankees fans: trading for a better infield and/or bullpen, which pieces do you move?

jacobugath INSUFFERABLE KNOW IT ALL

6:17pm

I get they are both free agents, but why would they trade Torres or Verdugo?

TCuz

6:42pm

Torres:

jacobugath

6:48pm

Had a horrid April, he was fine in May (114 OPS+).

TCuz

6:52pm

Who's going to take Rizzo?

jacobugath

6:54pm

Nobody would take him

TCuz

6:58pm

Exactly

jacobugath

7:09pm

POLL: If true that SA might want to package 4 and 8 to move up, what player would they be targeting?

BGRTHNUMEGO

5:55pm

Sarr could play with Wemby, but I’d still say Risacher. He’s the only other guy

DieHarder

5:59pm

You would trade from 4 and 8 if the best young player ever on your team

BGRTHNUMEGO

6:05pm

Draft Salaun at 8 to throw him a bone. Or trade into the second round and take

DieHarder

6:50pm

RE: POLL: If true that SA might want to package 4 and 8 to move up, what player

Carnac

6:00pm

It’s got to be Sarr. Another 7’ Frenchman to pair alongside Wembanyama would be awesome.

RdF3

6:07pm

Risacher is an almost 7 foot Frenchman

PHXSUNS31

6:14pm

I just referred to vegetables as "Adam's punishment"

BYULAWGUY

5:53pm

Is meat called Adam's Reward?

Carnac

5:59pm

RE: Is meat called Adam's Reward?

Russell Feathers

6:02pm

It's the Gift of Eden.

scootsy

6:13pm

I tell my wife that I blame her and mother Eve every time I go out weeding.

OverratedHumor

6:42pm

Huh. Do you thank her and Mother Eve each time you awaken to a new day on earth

quantum valeat

7:00pm

No. That wouldn't be nearly as funny.

OverratedHumor

7:05pm

FYI: zero sugar A&W, not bad. Zero added sugar Breyers Vanilla. Not bad. Together in a float...

Jimo Dashen We few, we happy few

5:52pm

All artificial sweeteners are awful. I'd rather abstain than consume that crap.

DubuMfalme

6:04pm

What's wrong which you?

TNT

7:11pm

Zero A&W is the best tasting diet soda IMO. I wish there was a caffeinated one.

Duke Silver

6:44pm

That is a mouthful of a schedule we've bitten off. 5 top 25 teams in 56 days

OU Cougar

5:48pm

I don't see any game that's not winnable.

CopperLix

5:53pm

RE: I don't see any game that's not winnable.

2FarGone

5:57pm

Having most of our toughest games at home helps.

SUAVO

6:00pm

Also only one easy game

Dr T-bone

6:29pm

Is Arizona really a pre-season Top 11 team? I thought they lost some players.

RenoCoug

5:54pm

New coach for AZ too.

WJCougar

5:55pm

There are probably 1/5 that won't even sniff top 25 at the end of the year

SUAVO

5:56pm

I'm trying to get excited.. I'm the least excited I've been for nearly 30 years

Saxa

5:59pm

We return our leading rusher, 6 of our top-7 receivers, 4 of 5 oline starters

Doogal McCougar

6:26pm

In the last 30 years? You serious?

Preppy

6:38pm

I'm glad the B12 gave us OU and TX last year. Why not ease up a bit in 2024?

Benfica1

6:08pm

I think Vegas has our over under at 4.5 and I’m taking the under

Big12Yfan

6:14pm

3/5 best chances for win come from the PAC. Thank you PAC

Bobmarleyjr

6:19pm

We are very fortunate to be in the west quad with a bunch of PAC refugees.

DirtyWater

6:22pm

Ranking games from most likely to least likely wins (from ESPN FPI)

krindorr

6:34pm

Though we played CU? Arizona is ranked too high. Coach is gone

Bobmarleyjr

6:53pm

Care to make it easy for us to know which 5 teams are ranked?

AZcougLawyer

6:31pm

I've deciphered it.

AZcougLawyer

6:33pm

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krindorr

6:33pm

I bought a cheap rice maker when I was first married but upgraded to a nice Japanese one a few years ago.

scootsy (Taylor’s Version)

5:43pm

Zoujirushi is my favorite brand. Pricy but worth it.

ShinobiCoug

5:45pm

Plus you get that nice jingle whenever you start it up

Bainge

5:46pm

Same. In addition to rice we use ours for steel cut oatmeal.

misterpepper

6:35pm

Pretty big discrepancy in prices based on models on Amazon. Do you have the way

blackandblue

6:52pm

Which one do you own?

sammycoug

5:46pm

I have a zojirushi.

scootsy

5:48pm

I have a Tiger that I got from Costco for a good price. Made in Japan and we've

WhirleyPop

5:59pm

What kind of rice do you use? Rinse or no?

Nikomedes

6:02pm

Jasmine usually. And always rinsed, just like Uncle Roger taught me.

scootsy

6:08pm

And now if you don’t already, go out and get some good rice. I like this one

Ojiisan

6:02pm

I have a lot of Chinese coworkers

bythenumbers

6:06pm

Minute rice doesn't need a rice cooker

O Gaucho

6:37pm

Utes are like the red-headed cousin that eats his boogers and chases your sister at Family Reunions

2FarGone No One of Consequence

5:40pm

RE: Utes are like the red-headed cousin that eats his boogers and chases your

Tio

6:48pm

Video: Sean Farnham talks BYUMBB offseason moves on BYUSN - ESPN College Basketball Analyst Sean Farnham joins Spencer and Jarom to talk about all of BYU Men's... View

[BYUtv Sports]

5:38pm

My new book comes out June 28! Only 9 years after the most recent book in the series.

jacobugath INSUFFERABLE KNOW IT ALL

5:36pm

Article: BYU gymnastics has a 5-star commit View

[Deseret News]

5:31pm

As a longtime fan of BYU, (40 yrs) this is just stupid, crazy

IceBlue

5:31pm

No, this is the BYU

BaseCoug

5:34pm

What's REAL crazy:

SinkingQuffa

5:35pm

Actually, who is footing the bill? Can we find a sugar daddy for football too?

Japan Coug

5:36pm

We shall see — I guess?

SinkingQuffa

5:39pm

Y'all just need to pray for me to become a billionaire and I will gladly

NOCAL_YFAN

5:43pm

There's several waiting......for a new coach. Then the $ will flow.

byubyu

6:08pm

How might have you come across this information?

ColonelMustard

6:15pm

Please tell TNT this is legit. He has been hurt before you know

TNT

6:42pm

Only 20 years?!? Youngster, eh?

AzCugrFan

5:43pm

No, I was trying to be inclusive to the older millennials among us. I almost went down to 15 — but decided

SinkingQuffa

5:48pm

KY hasn't won any games yet, but yeah I never thought we'd see the likes of this

NOCAL_YFAN

5:36pm

You would have to think Mark Pope has to have some level of bitterness seeing it

blackandblue

5:49pm

Mark Pope used BYU as a springboard to his dream job and is making $6M a year.

Lifer

5:53pm

I agree. It’s just an interesting thought to me. There’s no way he ever could’ve

blackandblue

6:00pm

Agree. It would be interesting.

Lifer

6:11pm

I think your header's a bit misleading on Pope's intentions as a HC at BYU, but

SinkingQuffa

6:11pm

$6M? I thought it was $5M. And I think he would have run to Kentucky for $3M.

Brisco

6:24pm

Doubt he cares. He has his dream job at Kentucky

TNT

6:43pm

Someone's ticked. *link to John Linehan's St Joseph bio.

SinkingQuffa Intervention Needed

5:30pm

While getting my haircut, my stylist mentioned her husband and her bring in 70k per year.

TADOW All-American

5:29pm

Yes, that’s how much I pay in taxes weekly if that’s what you meant

BaseCoug

5:30pm

Aye

TNT

5:33pm

Makes one wonder what she thinks cougarboard is now

SUAVO

5:35pm

Maybe she misunderstood and thought you were asking how much tithing she pays.

Thrill

5:55pm

Well, $70k is above average US household annual income.

Jeff Spicoli

6:13pm

ESPN

Top 10 recent

Coaches Review Continued (if Linehan rumors are true)

As a longtime fan of BYU, (40 yrs) this is just stupid, crazy

"Big 12 isn't ready for the physicality that Utah brings." Guess who just said

I'm just going to go ahead and ask the question--can this coaching group

What can ya’ll tell me about Race Young?

Keegan Brown says goodbye

Drip drip drip

Top recruit narrows down list to include BYU

That is a mouthful of a schedule we've bitten off. 5 top 25 teams in 56 days

Jabari cries during interview - very raw. Feel bad for the guy.

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