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Thread of Buster Keaton stunts

hamaca Political Junky

8:00am

Euro soda game is so not strong. Every time I’m out

Cheesy Gordita

7:59am

Ask for ice-immediate give away that you’re American.

kalifi

8:08am

Same with asking for freedom

Ojiisan

8:09am

Junior County to play at Wasatch Academy next year

crimedog Insensitive ....

7:51am

😔

HimmerFredette

7:50am

Makes sense he is almost eligible for early social security benefits

cougarfann888

7:53am

Or start a Podcast from his home….

JohnnyC

7:57am

If he's that old then maybe he should consider playing football for Utah

machete

8:16am

CB weigh in - neighbor ran a jackhammer last night until 10:00. He’s ripping out

Jay Rick

7:49am

Yeah throw some gloves on and go out there and help him. He might let you play

nybyblue

7:50am

This and then he might let you play on his bew pickle ball court

Osteotome

8:00am

Probably have to put up with it, it’s not like he’ll be doing it forever.

BNcoug

8:00am

What do the local noise ordinances say? If I were him I would try to stop by 9.

jreid191

8:16am

So he worked until 10pm and then returned the rental jackhammer?

Underhill

8:17am

Just another day at the office for Simmons

byukarl

7:47am

10 of the top 100 xcountry men’s recruits are from Utah

OU Cougar

8:10am

What’s better: e-foil or e-surf?

RugbyCoug

7:45am

CougarBoard Degenerate

greyt9

7:33am

You are walking in many holy places today

MarylandFan

7:35am

RE: CougarBoard Degenerate

Preppy

7:36am

RE: CougarBoard Degenerate

zonacougar

7:39am

We had a late morning wedding and I played 9 holes of golf that morning.

Art Director

7:51am

I only got 1 piece of advice. . .

Zoobieman

7:51am

Early sealing, when did your bride wake up?

Warner

7:51am

I’d be more worried if you were checking tonight.

Tonto

8:17am

7am - can I mow my lawn now?

Gunga Galunga

7:05am

ABSOLUTELY!!

SpudNut

7:07am

I'm awake, you're good to go.

fbguru

7:08am

Only if you’re in Arizona.

cougfanblue

7:10am

You're in America right?

Methusaleh22

7:12am

RE: You're in America right?

cougarfan84

7:55am

Wait an hour you monster.

JoeExotic

7:20am

electric mower with headlight, can mow any time, even at night

Count Cougar

7:22am

Probably better to run the leaf blower first as a warning shot

SausageKing

7:22am

The neighborly thing to do is to finish before anyone wakes up. No sense in

PGVikingDad

7:26am

I was just wondering if starting before 9 was too early. Maybe this answers my question

Chemish

7:33am

No. On the weekend, 8am at the earliest.

Jelly Man

7:33am

8:00am is the man code.

UVCoug

7:37am

My kids woke up like an hour ago so you’re good

Powerbait DPM

7:37am

I do mine at 6:30am. The suns out at 5:50am now.

Magneto

7:43am

Hopefully your house gets toilet papered by heroes forever.

JoeExotic

7:51am

Kids are too lazy to do that now. They may bully me online tho.

Magneto

7:54am

Why would you do that? Serious question. Of course you can mow your lawn whenever you want, but don't you want your

HarlemCoug

7:48am

In places like vegas or Phoenix

cougarfann888

7:52am

For example today in vegas it is already suppose to be in the 90s by 8 am

cougarfann888

7:54am

I’m in Phoenix right now for work. Last night at 9pm it was still 100. Its

Magneto

7:56am

I think that's a fair point. I'd be much more patient with an 8am mow job if the temp was getting to 110 that day, but

HarlemCoug

8:17am

8AM, psycho.

rivercitycoug

7:52am

Depends on the weather. If it's going to be roasting hot later Im more forgiving

Art Director

7:53am

I have a lawn mower that has been sitting for 8 years, I’m going to try and start it, any tips?

dingus79 All-American

6:49am

Has there been gas in the tank the whole time?

Captain Rex

6:51am

I’ll check

dingus79

6:53am

Don’t see any gas in it, if there was for awhile it evaporated

dingus79

7:06am

Working with a lawnmower that old is like working with artillery.

kunarcougar

6:52am

Watch the church movie “the pump” first.

bruincoug

7:04am

This is good advice for people remarrying in their 50s+ as well.

Methusaleh22

7:16am

Why are you suddenly using it? If it's going to be a more permanent thing.

Dark Forest Green

7:29am

Moved from Nevada (rock yard) to Utah

dingus79

7:46am

Buy an Ego.

Dark Forest Green

8:00am

I just started using mine that had been stored for about 3 years. I had

Cheap Seats

7:35am

Replace oil, carb, blade, and spark plug. Plan on using some starting fluid

Magneto

7:45am

starter fluid in the exhaust

Samuel Hall Society

8:15am

New Balance Nationals 2 mile about to start

barnacle

5:59am

Did the mile get rescheduled to tomorrow or will Simmons skip 2 mile to run a

byuwahoo

6:08am

The mile is later tonight, not sure if he will run both.

barnacle

6:10am

On Monday he said the goal is to run a sub 4 mile but he also wants to defend

byuwahoo

6:13am

Yeah the new schedule makes that really tough. Not sure if he changed his plan.

barnacle

6:14am

Simmons wins with an 8:38.

barnacle

7:48am

In North Berwick, Scotland, right now, and a random local just swung by the bus

PGVikingDad

5:53am

I think we've all seen this movie

Blueto

5:54am

Horror or rom com?

justAnotherCoug

5:55am

I just hope his dad is Liam Neesom

Blueto

6:00am

I thought the Scottish were very friendly last week.

Plato

6:08am

We've been here since May 14, and the weather has been great except for a few

PGVikingDad

7:18am

May 14th? Are you a mission president or just filthy rich for a month long vacay

Magneto

7:47am

It's nothing fancy like that. We just have a vacation flat in Dunfermline.

PGVikingDad

7:50am

And that was the last thing PGVikingDad ever posted

Gustav

6:55am

Can’t wait! Going there 29th June - 4th jul

Idacoug

6:55am

We've had our adult kids along with us on a couple trips. They can't wait for

PGVikingDad

7:21am

That’s why people in the South are so nice. The Scots/Irish settled there

BR549

7:21am

I'm guessing the three eyerollers are of French descent.

PGVikingDad

7:31am

served my mission there. They are the best… Just don’t bring up religion, soccer

Johnny Vatos

7:48am

Sounds like the Germans. Pouts a little cramp on missionary work.

Florwood

8:07am

My favorite golf course in Scotland. I am very jealous.

JWin

8:04am

Cut to: PGVD is now the middle section of a human centipede.

Ham

8:08am

How you know you're the first one on the trail that morning:

Sunflower All-American

5:45am

Also, well played, little frog:

Sunflower

5:46am

Leaves of three, let tree frogs be. He knows the rules.

Cheap Seats

7:44am

So true, I let a guy taller than me pass one morning. About 2 minutes later he

Jfly1975

6:01am

Remember these days?

TNT

12:31am

You’re up late. Still buzzed from some Dr P or are you back on the Dew?

Coach's Dad

12:51am

Back when TNT still had faith in Big Soda to deliver on their promises

STL

12:55am

RE: Remember these days?

Tesla Coug

12:56am

Have you tried Coke Spice? I almost tried it the other day, but they wanted $2 for a 12 oz can. That’s crazy!

Crowgar

2:32am

In the words of Barney Gumble, "Just hook it to my veins!"

kunarcougar

5:16am

Buying a .55 lot in Sandy area. How much to excavate do you think?

Rakoto2009

12:07am

$11,563

TANK

1:09am

I’ll do it for $11,562

spugeddy24

1:16am

RE: I’ll do it for $11,562

TANK

2:43am

I'd guess it's 6 figures

Cougsanity

5:04am

Enough that DIY would save a lot of money.

fbguru

5:38am

Depends on slope etc. could be over 100k

Plato

6:21am

Retaining walls and fill dirt add up. Especially nice looking boulders. Can you

Magneto

7:51am

Paris Disney gear count: BYU 0 Utah 0 Go Cougs!

Cheesy Gordita

12:03am

You didn't wear any gear?

TANK

12:11am

I’ll wear mine tomorrow

Solomon Levi

12:16am

I’m in Paris today wearing my byu hat.

Idacoug

3:30am

Lies! I heard Utah is global brand. You should have had 10 "go utes" already

Preppy

6:52am

Aliens

TNT

Jun 14, 11:58pm

I rarely watch movies with commentary on, but they are almost always extremely interesting.

jacobugath

4:45am

I was gonna ask you more about that the other day, T, but I didn't have time to kill.

SinkingQuffa

5:01am

Escapings

Blue2thebone All-American

Jun 14, 11:12pm

He's also following BYU guys

tacallaway

Jun 14, 11:17pm

Isn't he also following some BYU players?

LifeLongLakerFan

Jun 14, 11:17pm

Next pic - He's shirtless and Coastal Carolina starts posting eyeball emojis.

AltTabbins

Jun 14, 11:19pm

actually the shirtless pics were from the florida girl he started following after the FSU visit

Blue2thebone

12:42am

A lot of the biggest decisions known to man have been made due to a guy chasing

Magneto

7:42am

I would think it’s weird if he wasn’t following kids his age doing the same thing as him on socials.

WP17

Jun 14, 11:23pm

*sniff*

TNT

Jun 14, 11:25pm

This is what you get when overturning rocks for evidence isn't quite enough. If you gotta dig down further...

SinkingQuffa

4:47am

Barkley says he's retiring from doing TV after next season

STL

Jun 14, 10:56pm

Translation: “Whoever hires me next year better be prepared to pay up!”

DieHarder

Jun 14, 10:58pm

The guy threatened to leave TNT to join LIV Golf. He’s an expert contract negotiator

TCuz

Jun 14, 11:00pm

Wowsers. Trillion?

TNT

Jun 14, 11:02pm

Where are you getting those numbers? Those aren't real at all.

crazY

Jun 14, 11:22pm

My all-time favorite player and broadcaster. He will be missed!

ninja math

Jun 14, 11:54pm

He is a treasure. Seriously will be missed

DavisCoCoug

7:53am

Him and Shaq have been funny to watch together

Magneto

7:53am

Sanders made a Lil Wayne concert mandatory for Buffs b/c his son was performing

Gustav

Jun 14, 10:23pm

RE: Sanders made a Lil Wayne concert mandatory for Buffs b/c his son was

dYrtbYkerYder

Jun 14, 10:51pm

I defended the guy early on but it really seems he's gone overboard some

fattycoug

Jun 14, 10:56pm

Same. Here to eat my words.

Boring

Jun 14, 11:10pm

Me too.

cougfanz

6:56am

RE: Sanders made a Lil Wayne concert mandatory for Buffs b/c his son was

Atmospheric_Cougar

Jun 14, 11:06pm

Worthy line in the sand. Weezy is grating.

mokelembembe

7:13am

Is Dragon Age Veilguard going to be as awful as I fear?

Courtimedes

Jun 14, 10:23pm

The graphics look like a step down from dragon age 2

Longseason

Jun 14, 10:28pm

RE: Is Dragon Age Veilguard going to be as awful as I fear?

BeardedBroker

Jun 14, 10:44pm

RE: Is Dragon Age Veilguard going to be as awful as I fear?

Courtimedes

7:47am

My favorite umpire Pat Hoberg being investigated for gambling allegations

SpanishFork12

Jun 14, 10:20pm

You have a favorite umpire?

HimmerFredette

Jun 14, 10:31pm

He called a perfect game in a World Series I believe.

SpanishFork12

Jun 14, 10:39pm

In 2022???? Nooo

BaseCoug

Jun 14, 10:59pm

Was he in on the trash can banging?

DiamondDog

7:04am

Live look at ProvoProwlers…

cougarfanatic All-American

Jun 14, 10:19pm

Who is provoprowlers and what did he do?

Zerigke Ally Zerigke

Jun 14, 10:19pm

Noted Kanon IG profile pic with BYU jersey.

fldnstrm

Jun 14, 10:20pm

Ummmm....thus the whoopsie? No BYU jersey on his IG account

Don_Juan_El_Guapo

Jun 14, 10:23pm

Who knows, he changed the profile pic shortly thereafter.

fldnstrm

Jun 14, 10:24pm

Hopefully an Easter egg

fldnstrm

Jun 14, 10:25pm

He probably just liked the pic.

kccougar

Jun 14, 10:47pm

Is that a bad thing that he changed it back? I can’t see how it could be good.

Blue2thebone

Jun 14, 11:02pm

I honestly don't see how it could be bad

tacallaway

Jun 14, 11:37pm

At worst seriously that’s the best case scenario. You’ll have to redefine your definition of honestly

Blue2thebone

Jun 14, 11:39pm

That's not the best case scenario lol

tacallaway

Jun 14, 11:41pm

More like:

Preppy

6:59am

I wonder what this means?

kC Cougar

Jun 14, 10:16pm

There’s another BYU guy saying we need to hold our horses, too.

provoprodigy

Jun 14, 10:17pm

Which one?

Soupie

Jun 14, 10:18pm

He’s been right on a few things

provoprodigy

Jun 14, 10:23pm

Who owns horses these days?

TNT

Jun 14, 11:02pm

Does TNT believe in 🐎 horses?

44C

Jun 14, 11:14pm

What the.....

TNT

Jun 14, 11:25pm

RE: Who owns horses these days?

provoprodigy

Jun 14, 11:21pm

Who needs horses.

davidmj10

2:48am

That he saw the IG profile photo before it got changed back.

Soupie

Jun 14, 10:17pm

RE: I wonder what this means?

yahtzee

Jun 14, 10:53pm

His eyes are burning. Probably bad pink eye.

Blueto

Jun 14, 11:00pm

Sean Walker seems reliable

44C

Jun 14, 11:17pm

He walked in on his parents?

Johnny Vatos

7:43am

An Englishman, Frenchman, Spaniard, and a German are watching a street performer juggling.

RSL This is my dupe account

Jun 14, 10:04pm

I Likey! Go Cougs!

baishel44

1:08am

Royals take out Will Smith right as he would have faced Will Smith

Warner

Jun 14, 10:01pm

Cowards

RSL

Jun 14, 10:04pm

RE: Royals take out Will Smith right as he would have faced Will Smith

Zooropa

Jun 14, 10:31pm

RE: Royals take out Will Smith right as he would have faced Will Smith

yahtzee

Jun 14, 10:37pm

The Royals were told to take Will Smith's wife's name out their dang mouths, and got confused

Bob Vance

Jun 14, 10:47pm

Down 1 with 2 outs in the 9th and runners on 2nd, and 3rd Brewer’s batter bunts

statguru

Jun 14, 9:51pm

He said he thought the guys behind him were better hitters and that a bunt was a

gaffer

Jun 14, 10:00pm

Yeah that's a head scratcher. Dumb decision.

SoValleyCOUG

Jun 14, 10:13pm

Bunting for a hit isn’t bad.

shimmy

Jun 14, 10:21pm

With 2 outs it is. Most bunts are "sacrifice" because it's almost a sure out.

SoValleyCOUG

12:17am

Sacrifice bunts are sacrifices. Drag bunts are attempts at a hit. Sometimes it's a good idea to drag with 2 outs

shimmy

12:31am

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