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13 weeks! 🏈

GatorCoug

8:22am

After traveling this week, I have concluded that using a stall to urinate in a

Chester Copperpot

8:17am

Agree or disagree. Success at BYU

BYU71 Political Junky

8:14am

where is coach Nick going?

runnincoug

8:13am

Gunga Galunga

8:21am

POLL: Where would you personally prefer to live?

shoganai

8:11am

On a Mediterranean cruise for the next 10 days…..

kotacoug

8:07am

Sounds like you didn't have faith in your team when you scheduled the cruise

thewaterboy

8:07am

Let’s say I don’t really have a say in it.

kotacoug

8:13am

Can you cancel?

Warner

8:10am

lol I’m in Rome right now

kotacoug

8:12am

Hopefully they have a sports bar or something on the cruise

Warner

8:16am

If I know anything it’s that Mediterranean countries are huge hockey nuts!

JohnnyComeLately

8:22am

New low in the great CB Ad Debacle of 2024: forced reloads and lost messages

AggieWeekendCougar

8:00am

What was the ad?

El Jefe

8:04am

Don’t know. I was seeing red and navigated back in hopes that the browser saved

AggieWeekendCougar

8:06am

So now former college athletes want reparations?

Beggar

7:57am

Isn't that exactly what the multi billion dollar ncaa settlement does

cougarfann888

8:11am

I think they want more

Beggar

8:15am

The Utah County marathon needs to revisit its traffic control procedures. Downtown Provo is unnecessarily a mess rn.

Yllage Vidiot Humbly Awesome

7:54am

Or actually it’s the route of the marathon that needs to be re-thought. There are lots of arterials in Provo that

Yllage Vidiot

7:56am

as a runner, I agree 100%. Run down the river trail. At that part of the run...

runnincoug

8:05am

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Warner

8:13am

I am seeing stuff about Utah to the ACC. . .

Zoobieman

7:50am

Where there is smoke, there is fire! 🔥

Dark Forest Green

7:53am

RE: Where there is smoke, there is fire! 🔥

valcorger

8:07am

Is this new stuff as in last couple days? Because Utah leadership unequivocally

Forbidden Fruit

7:54am

RE: Is this new stuff as in last couple days? Because Utah leadership unequivocally

Preppy

7:55am

They did the same thing last year about the Big 12. Granted, back then they were still dreaming that the PAC 12 was

Texas Hammer

8:02am

I didn't think they necessarily denied the report. They denied any report that

SUAVO

8:18am

BYU doesn't make the cut for the Sporting News Super League

BYULAWGUY

7:47am

That list is laughable and cannot be taken serious.

Swag Kazekage

7:48am

It’s the sporting news. I was surprised they still exist

Forbidden Fruit

7:49am

Boise State and Air Force make it?

Blue for Life

7:53am

And no Duke, FloridaSt, Georgia St or IowaSt either but Boise.

Forzaitalia

7:57am

Is this when Boise actually becomes a state?

Pretorian

8:01am

Georgia St?

SWKTNative

8:16am

Florida St is on there

SUAVO

8:20am

Very excited for Kevin Young and what appears to be some great recruits heading

porl thompson

7:37am

This has to be a joke. Comparing KY to Kalani is laughable.

Idacoug

7:40am

Hmmm. No, not a joke. It's easy to say what you said when Young hasn't coached a

porl thompson

7:44am

Kevin Young has a pretty clear plan from recruiting to gameplay. Pope did too. Kalani has never shown clear vision for

GfB

7:47am

It’s a joke. Kalani couldn’t hold ky’s jock strap.

Idacoug

7:49am

RE: It’s a joke. Kalani couldn’t hold ky’s jock strap.

fbguru

7:52am

What the hades is that supposed to mean? Even for a yewt...

SinkingQuffa

7:41am

Kalani’s approach is not tactical. He needs to step it up a level in his

Q-grr

7:49am

lol!! You think he’s all the sudden going to change into this? We know what

Idacoug

7:52am

Of course he’s not. He is playing from behind and would have to two time it to

Q-grr

7:58am

Kalani came from a bad Oregon State team. KY was having a successful career

provoprodigy

7:52am

Some tips for any of you who may be going to girls camp as priesthood leaders:

Mike Honcho All-American

7:06am

Sounds like a father in your ward lately. Sounds like this father may be

BYU I Bleed Blue

7:12am

Do you know someone in my ward? Based on the eye roll response maybe it’s Utah Football GM

Mike Honcho

7:14am

I’m going this year

Idacoug

7:20am

Just keep these pointers in mind and I think you’ll do great

Mike Honcho

7:25am

Your pointers are obvious. I’m sorry you’ve dealt with clueless priesthood

Idacoug

7:33am

Make extra rules so they can make "C" days

BYULAWGUY

7:50am

I think we've identified UtahFootballGM! Can we get pictures?

Shut_up

7:49am

I read this to my wife and she said: this is another argument for why the

maxpowers

8:02am

I still remember my mom saying she would refuse one of the men in the ward

Gigo

8:12am

Good to know!

Texas Hammer

8:17am

Video: Travis Hansen interview on BYUSN

ByTheirFruits

7:04am

It's official- JetBlue is on my list of Never Fly Again airlines.

John Doe Slack-jawed Yokel

6:00am

RE: It's official- JetBlue is on my list of Never Fly Again airlines.

ral1988

6:01am

RE: It's official- JetBlue is on my list of Never Fly Again airlines.

PortlandCoug

6:15am

JetBlue used to be cool. Their planes are now old and janky, and they don’t fly

Iman23

6:35am

Uh-oh — i’m literally 20 minutes from boarding a Jetblue flight. What happened?

MojosDojo

6:45am

He asked for Diet Coke but they gave him regular Coke.

kalifi

6:50am

RE: He asked for Diet Coke but they gave him regular Coke.

MojosDojo

6:51am

Almost every domestic carrier has been on my no fly list at one point or another

VACougMD

6:58am

Without a huge investment in planes and staff

mobicurious

6:59am

Username checks out

sah22

7:00am

Flight from Boston to SLC. Seats were the most uncomfortable in memory. Thin pad with a bar in the most uncomfortable

John Doe

7:02am

I’ll warn my son. He’s flying SLC to Heathrow via jfk in a few weeks.

Idacoug

7:22am

Trip planning update. It looks like we’re just going to stay at a Disney hotel

Cheesy Gordita

3:30am

We stayed at an ibis budget hotel right next to the RER train station and walked

ForzaPuma

3:38am

RE: Trip planning update. It looks like we’re just going to stay at a

Methusaleh22

7:40am

Daughter puked a few hours ago, now I’m on the throne emptying my bowels. Haven’t slept a wink yet.

Bar7h All-American

3:16am

Slept a wink? Mtn bike practice?

CertainDeath

3:56am

Similar thing hit our house.

barnacle

6:01am

Just had that day yesterday. Thankfully slept pretty good last night

ybecausethatswhy

8:16am

Want to live longer? Research suggests that getting castrated could help.

Japan Coug

3:09am

RE: Want to live longer? Research suggests that getting castrated could help.

ral1988

4:27am

Is that because it reduces likelihood of marriage?

KCFan85

4:54am

I thought it was the long term effect of marriage. 😅

Lalau

6:14am

That’s a hard pass for me Bro…..

Coug98

5:13am

RE: Want to live longer? Research suggests that getting castrated could help.

A Drew Aitch

5:20am

Side benefit: More Sopranos in Ward Choirs

TunaOne

5:21am

RE: Want to live longer? Research suggests that getting castrated could help.

SWKTNative

5:33am

Ok…but there is a significant difference in the life of a bull and a steer.

Cthack1

5:39am

Sorry, but I'll take the earlier death and keep my boys.

John Doe

5:50am

No chance of testicular cancer, so ther is that.

Acorn

6:37am

Why would I want to live longer if I’m castrated?

DirtyWater

7:05am

So you could watch more Romcoms?

Don Carlton

7:19am

You'll be much less likely to push through the screen door and get hit by a car

vagabonder

7:57am

Your child sneaks out. There're already gone. What's your play?

fattycoug

1:20am

Lock doors and windows, put a note w/ blanket & pillow by the door. 😉

cougarmeister

1:24am

Stage a murder scene with a bloody handprint at their reentry point.

Methusaleh22

2:13am

Enthusiastically wake him up early the next morning

CouginCottonwood

2:24am

Reminds me of when my parents caught my older bro sneaking out to see his GF

Soren Tversky

3:15am

I prob would recommend against the surprise-them-in-bed-naked idea

zerome4sooners

3:29am

Although that is the stuff legends are made of and the story would be passed

Coug98

5:10am

Plus a lifetime of therapy bills.

coolblue

6:12am

That’s the stuff Ashley Biden’s diary is made of.

Longseason

6:34am

How old?

Chester Copperpot

5:23am

That sucks…let him know you love him…that you are worried about him.

Cthack1

5:27am

Sleep in their bed.

EDthoracotomy

5:59am

Leave for a really cool vacation while they are gone

Ojiisan

6:03am

Drive around until you find him

Conan

6:35am

That's what Richie Cunningham's father did when him and Potsie snuck out.

Fightgar

6:38am

Turn on every light in the house so he sees it as he approaches home.

DirtyWater

6:47am

Just go sit in his room, but be prepared to lose tons of sleep. His age is a big

BYU I Bleed Blue

6:51am

I'd take it as him choosing to enroll in his own personal bootcamp with me as his instructor and wake his butt

mokelembembe

7:21am

Did it work?

Courtimedes

7:29am

And made me hate exercise

runnincoug

7:31am

Yeah, we were all pretty well behaved. I think the key counter balance was that we didn't really have spoken rules

mokelembembe

7:56am

Some thoughts… depends on how worried you are and kids age

NYC and Japan

8:09am

Hide Apple tags in his car so you don’t lose track of him again

Magneto

8:10am

My friend's story: came home late after drinking on a hot summer night . . .

85fan

8:12am

That's awful. Punching your kid in the face?

jacobugath

8:19am

Poor Hans Moleman

TNT

12:06am

RE: Poor Hans Moleman

STL

12:32am

"It's like kissing a peanut"

TNT

12:33am

RE: Poor Hans Moleman

benny1982

12:38am

RE: Poor Hans Moleman

GatorCoug

1:10am

Happy accidentally found funny gif. Anyone else got any?

Methusaleh22

May 31, 11:52pm

That's Remi. Here's the video.

Hypnotoad

12:02am

RE: Happy accidentally found funny gif. Anyone else got any?

Russell Feathers

12:12am

RE: Happy accidentally found funny gif. Anyone else got any?

Mexicougazul

12:18am

RE: Happy accidentally found funny gif. Anyone else got any?

Bandit

12:28am

RE: Happy accidentally found funny gif. Anyone else got any?

deejo

1:19am

Looking for a deal on a 50cc scooter… BM me if you have anything

Icelandic Cougar

May 31, 11:19pm

Godzilla Minus One supposedly hitting Netflix tonight, maybe including US?

Gustav

May 31, 11:11pm

Excellent movie

Cougar-Duck

May 31, 11:29pm

It's available to rent now on Vudu/Fandango.

BluThruandThru

12:23am

It is on Netflix now

bad84cougar

3:06am

Holy crap! That came out of nowhere. I've been looking for when It'd be available here and wasn't seeing any

Chemish

4:47am

Hmmm, it's dubbed. I guess a lot of people will prefer this but I prefer to just have the subtitles.

Chemish

5:08am

Could be default option, change it in settings

Rize Alloyal

6:30am

Actually, it does have the Japanese with English subtitles option. I finally figured that out about 30 mins in.

Chemish

6:39am

Watching D2 Mighty Ducks with my son - forgot that Kenan Thompson was in it

Howard Bannister

May 31, 10:36pm

Knuckle puck, not knuckle punch. Good movie though.

cougarfan84

May 31, 10:42pm

Ha! Dang autocorrect. Fixed - thanks!

Howard Bannister

May 31, 10:46pm

Judge hit 2? 14 HRs in May. Wow dude's unbelievable.

mulletino mulletYno@gmail

May 31, 10:28pm

RE: Judge hit 2? 14 HRs in May. Wow dude's unbelievable.

Ojiisan

May 31, 10:36pm

Not seeing it. Dude's been 6'7" 280 lbs since his rookie season. Wears a size 17 shoe. Just a monster dude.

mulletino

May 31, 10:37pm

He's a freak, for sure. It also helps to play regularly in Yankee stadium

Bob Vance

May 31, 10:49pm

Sure, but he just hit 2 @Giants which isn't known to be hitter friendly. He hits bombs regardless of stadium.

mulletino

May 31, 10:50pm

Look and see how many of his HRs would score in other stadiums

jacobugath

May 31, 10:52pm

Yep, when you hit so many 400+ at Yankee Stadium it's a non-issue.

mulletino

May 31, 10:56pm

RE: He's a freak, for sure. It also helps to play regularly in Yankee stadium

Methusaleh22

May 31, 10:55pm

Yankee Stadium helps with HRs (3rd highest HR rolling park factor, Dodger stadium is 2nd)

TCuz

May 31, 10:57pm

Saw in in person against the Pads last week. What a freak of nature! Massive guy

sandiegocgrfan

May 31, 11:25pm

"This statement is False"

franklyvulgar

May 31, 10:28pm

No he does not shave himself. By that definition.

Dr MoBYU

May 31, 11:22pm

Barber goes to another barber, or has a beard, or has no facial hair.

Les IsMore

May 31, 11:31pm

He’s just a man when he shaves himself.

TwinsRight

3:59am

Words and grammar are just an arbitrary game we play that sometimes reflects

momowagon

4:59am

Ah yes, the night after girls camp. Stories, excitement, repetitive singing, then complete meltdown from lack sleep.

IAmSpartyCoug All-American

May 31, 10:27pm

Didn’t expect this at all but just saw the new Planet of the Apes movie

DavisCoCoug

May 31, 10:27pm

I thought it was great. Nice start to a new set of movies

Howard Bannister

May 31, 10:37pm

You didn’t expect to see the movie? Where did you think you were going?

Russell Feathers

May 31, 10:52pm

Did you not watch the Caesar trilogy? Why wouldn't this one have been good?

toukokuu

May 31, 11:06pm

A show about monkeys? Pass. Hard pass.

monteburns

May 31, 11:12pm

RE: A show about monkeys? Pass. Hard pass.

Russell Feathers

12:10am

I haven't seen any of the "new" ones. Maybe it's time for movie marathon?

rtNelson

4:38am

It was ok. It didn't reach the same level as previous three.

sah22

5:42am

The prefix code......man Kirk was so smart

TNT

May 31, 10:26pm

RE: The prefix code......man Kirk was so smart

Littlerich

May 31, 10:36pm

RE: The prefix code......man Kirk was so smart

kcca

12:17am

Temporary name, logo, & color scheme for the new NHL team?

Spiff SequelTrilogyFan

May 31, 10:22pm

I hate those colors. Ugh it’s gonna be Yeti isn’t it

HingleMcCringleberry

May 31, 10:29pm

At least it's a shade of blue. That's a whole lot better than a shade of red.

Division Bell

May 31, 11:00pm

I don't mind the colors, but Yeti is a really stupid name

fredgarvin

May 31, 11:01pm

It’s just so incredibly bland, too. Looks like the Jazz font with blue.

HingleMcCringleberry

May 31, 11:07pm

The slightly slanted horizontal line in the H in the word UTAH is a nice touch.

rainorsnow

4:44am

Don't mind it personally

Cougs4Lfe

12:46am

ESPN

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Tik tok tik tok….

Very excited for Kevin Young and what appears to be some great recruits heading

Your child sneaks out. There're already gone. What's your play?

I am seeing stuff about Utah to the ACC. . .

The football team’s new practice field.

BYU doesn't make the cut for the Sporting News Super League

Funny seeing these guys react to the work KY is doing. It shocks them 😂

Athlon disses BYU across the board

Video: Travis Hansen interview on BYUSN

If Utah has been selling out tickets for years...why are they doing a pass?

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