From CSU to Boren:
You could post signs outside the gates of stadiums that tell those entering how many research dollars we spent the previous year and put it on the board at half time!
Our program may be in the red Mr. Boren, but we have plans to fix it in the next 500 years. I'm sure with a little help from our friends in the Big XII we could get in the red even faster. Tickets sales might go up if you mention the research dollars in a mailing to season ticket holders. I can see all the benefits CSU brings to the Big XII now.
So, what do you think? Good stuff, huh?