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Feb 8, 2019
11:55:12am

Cougarclaw All-American

you're doing it wrong. When you're selected for a pat down

you need to tell them you're flaming gay and would feel much less turned on being touched by a female.

like maybe...That one.

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Cougarclaw

Previous username: BigWoodThunder
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Joined: Jun 22, 2011
Last login: Jun 21, 2024
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When the TSA has nothing better to do than give the fat guy in the BYU shirt the extra freedom fondle (meanwhile people

monkeycowboy Tenured Brofessor

2/8/19 10:16am

SLC? My experience is the SLC TSA has a proclivity for "sensitive" touching

Busiturtle

2/8/19 10:24am

Yeah

2/8/19 10:25am

It's sad, they have these expensive machines that are so inaccurate

Busiturtle

2/8/19 10:29am

I got a nice rough feel up 5 days after vasectomy.

Ojiisan

2/8/19 10:34am

That may be the most exciting part of your trip.

Thrill

2/8/19 10:37am

Yet TSA freaks out when you examine yourself for explosives.

Great38

2/8/19 10:47am

Useless waste of money.

molodyets

2/8/19 10:51am

you're doing it wrong. When you're selected for a pat down

Cougarclaw

2/8/19 11:55am

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