I've heard that intelligent aliens often have some wicked "your mom" jokes

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May 14, 2019
10:49:34am

Jericho All-American

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Jericho

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If you run across an intelligent extraterrestrial and kill it, not in self-

chilango

5/14/19 10:46am

You've likely doomed Earth to destruction.

jdub

5/14/19 10:47am

Oops.

chilango

5/14/19 10:51am

RE: You've likely doomed Earth to destruction.

Kilgore Trout

5/14/19 10:56am

Not if you grill and eat it...

Blue Ghost

5/14/19 10:49am

Depends on if it's a person.

displacedute

5/14/19 10:49am

Legally this makes sense. How about morally?

chilango

5/14/19 10:53am

Morally the commandment is "Thou shall not kill." So you're probably screwed

displacedute

5/14/19 11:42am

I've heard that intelligent aliens often have some wicked "your mom" jokes

Jericho

5/14/19 10:49am

If it were in a trailer park, it should be considered a sexual predator...

Blue Ghost

5/14/19 10:55am

That sounds speciesist.

chilango

5/14/19 10:58am

More Trailer Park folk have been probed than any other group put together...

Blue Ghost

5/14/19 11:01am

Good point.

chilango

5/14/19 11:29am

No. Bad point...

Blue Ghost

5/14/19 1:34pm

Is it food?

CarolinaCoug

5/14/19 11:00am

are we in existential conflict with this Extraterrestrial race?

Cougarclaw

5/14/19 11:26am

No. At least not yet.

chilango

5/14/19 11:28am

RE: If you run across an intelligent extraterrestrial and kill it, not in self-

libertycoug

5/14/19 11:45am

RE: If you run across an intelligent extraterrestrial and kill it, not in self-

Cougarclaw

5/14/19 11:55am

RE: If you run across an intelligent extraterrestrial and kill it, not in self-

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