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Jun 10, 2019
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TwinsRight
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Why did the lizard fall out of the tree?
It was stapled to the monkey.
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Time
Quick, give me your best dad joke. TIA!
Texas Hammer
Luggage Return Specialist
6/10/19 10:01am
What do you call a French man wearing sandals?
Dakota Cougar
6/10/19 10:02am
Genie: You only have one more wish left.
Dakota Cougar
6/10/19 10:03am
Did you hear about the restaurant on the moon? Great food, no atmosphere
acougfan
6/10/19 10:03am
Josh Powell
kimchicoug
6/10/19 10:04am
RE: Quick, give me your best dad joke. TIA!
buffgato
6/10/19 10:04am
Why was the Apple product lying on the ground?
Dakota Cougar
6/10/19 10:05am
Today, my son asked "Can I have a book mark?" and I burst into tears.
sethj250
6/10/19 10:06am
A few more:
acougfan
6/10/19 10:06am
What do you call a fake potato?
sethj250
6/10/19 10:07am
What do you call a mean potato?
che flaco
6/10/19 10:13am
What do you call a potato at a sporting event?
UberDeek
6/10/19 10:55am
As I handed my Dad his 50th birthday card, he looked at me with tears in his eyes and said,
sethj250
6/10/19 10:08am
If at first you don't succeed...
sethj250
6/10/19 10:09am
Wow... That is dark. Dark humor is like food.
BYUtka
6/10/19 10:11am
Why were Tigger and Eeyore looking in the toilet?
TAMUCoug
6/10/19 10:10am
Why did the monkey fall out of the tree?
Kilgore Trout
6/10/19 10:10am
Why was he dead?
Kelbob
6/10/19 11:05am
Why did the lizard fall out of the tree?
TwinsRight
6/10/19 11:36am
Did you hear about the restaurant on the moon?
Kauai
6/10/19 10:11am
Actually, yes. I did.
Kilgore Trout
6/10/19 10:13am
RE: Quick, give me your best dad joke. TIA!
letthewookiewin
6/10/19 10:12am
"Hey, Brian, somebody told me you sound like an owl." Brian: "Who?"
Philosoraptor
6/10/19 10:14am
Why can't dinosaurs clap?
LaVellIfIKnow
6/10/19 10:15am
When does a joke become a dad joke?
mottman
6/10/19 10:16am
Vacuums suck
BYUALWAYSNUM1
6/10/19 10:18am
My boss told me to attach two pieces of wood together.
jreid191
6/10/19 10:18am
I gave my dad his 50th birthday card.
ditch
6/10/19 10:19am
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Mister P
6/10/19 10:21am
Already used! I'm so lame.
ditch
6/10/19 10:22am
RE: Quick, give me your best dad joke. TIA!
Mister P
6/10/19 10:21am
Why did the blind man fall into the well?
idacoug
6/10/19 10:24am
Did you hear about the blind man that ran into the door?
Mister P
6/10/19 10:27am
What do you call a cheap circumcision?
Mister P
6/10/19 10:26am
Ouch!
ditch
6/10/19 10:34am
RE: What do you call a cheap circumcision?
Wadds
6/10/19 7:13pm
Where is Engagement, Ohio?
NavynotRoyal
6/10/19 10:38am
How do locomotives know where they are going?
JuicyJam
6/10/19 10:55am
A moth goes into a podiatrist's office...
vagabonder
6/10/19 10:58am
I love that interview
Hypnotoad
6/10/19 11:59am
Why did the toilet paper roll down the hill...
tarmstrong
7/30/19 9:13am
Why did it stop rolling?
cucciolo25
7/30/19 9:44am
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