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Mar 30, 2020
12:00:05pm

Zaphod Don’t Panic

Sorry Brother Schlitz.

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Zaphod

Previous username: Fetch
Bio page: Zaphod
Joined: Jul 9, 2002
Last login: Jun 9, 2024
Total posts: 48,462 (4,960 FO)

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You know, when the Budweiser virus hits, we’re all in big trouble.

Zaphod

3/30/20 11:52am

Can you imagine a Natty light virus? Yuck

BYUfan92

3/30/20 11:53am

Wouldn’t be as bad as the Schlitz virus. It’d even rhyme with the symptoms.

Zaphod

3/30/20 11:57am

LOL so true

BYUfan92

3/30/20 12:23pm

I got hit by the Hamms Virus last night...and this morning.

germm

3/30/20 11:56am

Hamms. Well done 😂

pink22

3/30/20 12:26pm

And asymptotic individuals will be said to be “Bud-Lite positive.”

Brisco

3/30/20 11:56am

These jokes would be funny, but I find them extremely offensive. Have you ever

DeekLyfter

3/30/20 11:58am

Sorry Brother Schlitz.

Zaphod

3/30/20 12:00pm

You mean Anita?

ochobeeguy

3/30/20 12:20pm

Mark Few's sister, married a cousin of mine. Anita Few Beers

DeekLyfter

3/30/20 8:06pm

Remember those frogs?

TNT

3/30/20 11:59am

Dos XX virus would be most interesting.

Moab Rising

3/30/20 12:55pm

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