I’m sure you have a story where you too were banned from Olympic glory because of a burrito.

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Jun 16, 2021
8:04:09am

JohnnyComeLately Philosopher King

I’m sure you have a story where you too were banned from Olympic glory because of a burrito.

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JohnnyComeLately

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Last login: Jun 17, 2024
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Turns out eating food truck pork can DQ you for the Olympics. Feel bad for her

OU Cougar

6/16/21 12:42am

I don’t think I believe that. Seems dodgy.

Little Mac

6/16/21 12:47am

I don’t know man, I knew a guy that everyone thought was for sure on HGH but it turned out that he just really liked to

Zach Morris

6/16/21 1:25am

I think they already were able to test and confirm it. It was a very small trace

ordinary tri guy

6/16/21 5:38am

Shalane Flanagan?

RexIdaCoug

6/16/21 6:17am

Yes, sorry for the misspelling....

ordinary tri guy

6/16/21 7:39am

I'd be in favor of giving athletes a 1x mulligan if there's a clearly traceable source, a clean test history,

unctoothman

6/16/21 6:18am

They all are looking for any edge they can get, this isn’t from eating pork

USMCdad

6/16/21 7:14am

problem is "trace" amounts is exactly how many are beating the system

byukarl

6/16/21 7:37am

It was not a trace amount. It was double the legal limit.

TrackCoug

6/16/21 8:58am

Maybe it was a trace amount to the pig she ate?

Eddie

6/16/21 11:13am

which could still mean trace based on what is legal or not? Again, I'm just

ordinary tri guy

6/16/21 11:40am

There is actually a pretty good argument to be made that she isn't taking PEDs

RexIdaCoug

6/16/21 6:41am

Imo the answer is she is a moron

bluelands

6/16/21 6:59am

That is certainly a possibility.

RexIdaCoug

6/16/21 7:22am

Check out this thread. She’s lying.

TrackCoug

6/16/21 8:57am

It's just so strange.

RexIdaCoug

6/16/21 12:10pm

Amazingly, the same pork also makes you faster than everyone else.

PGVikingDad

6/16/21 6:24am

At this point, isn't it generally known that these guys are being suspended for

shoganai

6/16/21 6:31am

You are a world-class athlete training for the Olympic trials.

Everyman

6/16/21 7:08am

they eat all kinds of places ... not as regulated as you think

byukarl

6/16/21 7:34am

I follow the sport closely

byukarl

6/16/21 7:33am

Another good video on cheaters in running

byukarl

6/16/21 7:41am

Unfortunately most of those who cheat could care less if it helps

1CougFan

6/16/21 8:08am

Agreed

byukarl

6/16/21 8:14am

I heard that this particular steroid is not typically associated with running

6/16/21 10:01am

It is used with runners too

TrackCoug

6/16/21 10:07am

it's not common.. really easy to detect

byukarl

6/16/21 11:58am

I follow this guy.. his take is interesting.

byukarl

6/16/21 7:59am

Great watch

6/16/21 10:07am

Great perspective.. I've always wondered why Lance Armstrong got treated so bad

GhostRider

6/16/21 1:30pm

I’m sure you have a story where you too were banned from Olympic glory because of a burrito.

JohnnyComeLately

6/16/21 8:04am

I call BS...

canndyman

6/16/21 8:13am

Exactly

TrackCoug

6/16/21 8:49am

LOL.. agreed.. she's just dumb as that guys video suggested (I posted earlier)

byukarl

6/16/21 11:59am

I was struggling to see results at the gym and then i started eating Betos pork

GhostRider

6/16/21 10:48am

You don't taint your pork burritos? Where else would you hide the steroids?

TailgateU

6/17/21 8:19am

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