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Aug 1, 2021
7:01:03pm

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the use of humor, irony, exaggeration, or ridicule to expose and criticize people's stupidity or vices.

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Cougar Junkie

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Is there a better major airline than Delta?

Social Distance

7/31/21 9:12pm

I only wish they could serve me Dr pepper

creameryon9th

7/31/21 9:13pm

you'll have to fly American for that. They even have diet Dr. Pepper.

CoogsWin

7/31/21 11:09pm

What about Dr. Pepper Decaf Cherry Zero?

Cougar Junkie

7/31/21 11:13pm

Delta is one of the best airlines in the world.

Lieutenant America

7/31/21 9:13pm

Not really. Doesn’t even sniff the top 10

Tare

7/31/21 9:40pm

Depends on the metrics I suppose

Lieutenant America

7/31/21 9:48pm

You can't even begin to compare Delta to Qatar, Singapore, Emirates, Korean,

Emmett Fitz-Hume

8/1/21 7:09am

Alaska used to be very good, but we've had some real problems over the last few

wabluecoug

7/31/21 9:14pm

I’ve noticed the same.

andrewth

7/31/21 9:15pm

Maybe since they aligned with AA a few years back

CelticCoug

7/31/21 10:00pm

We fly a lot and love Alaska Air. Have had great service

WallaX2

7/31/21 9:15pm

Delta is by far the best in the U.S.

Mrs Featerbottom

7/31/21 9:19pm

Unless you are me, then Delta sucks bad.

CSoul

7/31/21 9:20pm

Domestic? No. International? Several.

neboutefan

7/31/21 9:21pm

Which is sad. There are so many nicer international airlines and it’s not like

maxpowers

7/31/21 10:17pm

Depends on your home airport. American and SWA were great out of Dallas. I

WDaddy

7/31/21 9:22pm

Yep, when it comes to the Big 3 U.S. airlines, the only real difference to me is

Emmett Fitz-Hume

8/1/21 7:16am

My brother is stationed out of the DFW as a flight attendant

ByuImaginesDragons

8/3/21 1:35am

Other things being nearly equal, I always fly Delta. Way better than other US mainline carriers

spinner

7/31/21 9:24pm

I don’t fly a lot but Delta hasn’t been any better than the others for me.

Cosmodiar

7/31/21 9:24pm

I soured on them like 20 years ago after they screwed me over and mostly avoided flying with them for years. But seems

cheezedawg

7/31/21 9:26pm

Hawaiin and Alaska are awesome. Delta is is the best big airline for domestic

YIsForBrigham

7/31/21 9:27pm

Let’s ask squidmark

Tare

7/31/21 9:27pm

Alaska for me

NorthwestCoug

7/31/21 9:27pm

I've been delayed longer and more often on Delta than any other airline.

novacoug1

7/31/21 9:32pm

As long as you have medallion status delta is king.

Kauai

7/31/21 9:38pm

How hard is it to get medallion status?

Social Distance

7/31/21 9:55pm

If you have a delta Amex it's just a matter of charging a lot on the card.

Kauai

7/31/21 10:55pm

Don't.Ever.Leave.The.Airport

semisonic

7/31/21 9:56pm

I like Alaska

cougfanz

7/31/21 9:58pm

Alaska, Lufthansa, SAS, British Airways, Cathay Pacific

CBaass

7/31/21 10:04pm

Singapore.

cheezedawg

7/31/21 10:10pm

Qatar is 1 or 2 on pretty much every list of the world’s best airlines

Tare

7/31/21 10:17pm

I flew nonstop from LAX to Dohar on Qatar. It was ok. No different than my

hitechcpa

8/1/21 1:05am

I’m in Sri Lanka flying Qatar - first time for me, but meh.

silk

8/1/21 7:28am

This site has them ranked 19th

Incentivize

7/31/21 10:04pm

That site has United as 8.

Social Distance

7/31/21 10:21pm

Southwest.

idacoug

7/31/21 10:17pm

I have flown a lot of airlines. SWA is the most efficient and pleasant

idacoug

7/31/21 10:48pm

But I don't know what seat I'll have. Waaaaaaaah!

Cougar Junkie

7/31/21 10:49pm

Why are you crying like a baby?

zsmooth

7/31/21 10:54pm

It's satire. People cry like babies over not knowing where their seats will be.

Cougar Junkie

7/31/21 10:58pm

I don’t fly SW cause I don’t like not having assigned seats. Is that crying like a baby?

zsmooth

8/1/21 6:45am

Definition of satire:

Cougar Junkie

8/1/21 7:01pm

Okay, so if you’re exaggerating, was i crying softly or something? Crying at all? Just trying to understand….

zsmooth

8/1/21 7:05pm

DL is the best in the States... but they are bush league compared to some foreign airlines.

HarlemCoug

7/31/21 10:28pm

I've flown all the majors. They all seem about the same

LiveCoug

7/31/21 10:31pm

My brother told me this same thing, and he has well over 3 million miles flown.

BYU28_Miami21

7/31/21 10:34pm

Maybe out of SLC. Not in general.

garyfan

7/31/21 10:55pm

a fair point. in many respects it depends on where you live. routing is key

HarlemCoug

7/31/21 10:58pm

Southwest

bdizzle

8/1/21 12:38am

If your talking US, yeah, I guess - sort of. Internationally, not even close.

Emmett Fitz-Hume

8/1/21 6:53am

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