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Dec 6, 2021
2:59:11pm

ColonelMustard Truly Addicted User

Hahahahahahahahaha the excuse generator. Tweet of the freaking year

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ColonelMustard

Previous username: ColonelMustard7
Bio page: ColonelMustard
Joined: Jan 8, 2012
Last login: Jun 3, 2024
Total posts: 13,961 (1,743 FO)

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Author

Time

Quality tweets from Linehan

BYUHawk

12/6/21 10:56am

Link to his hilarious excuse generator:

PrimeQuantumDeek

12/6/21 11:00am

Jefe, can we get this stickied?

Big Red Thunder

12/6/21 11:03am

He missed “we don’t care about the rivalry”

BYU '80

12/6/21 11:06am

Thank you. These have been added.

JL31

12/6/21 11:50am

Awesome. Love the tool

BYU '80

12/6/21 11:52am

Thank you man! The excuse generator is the best thing I've seen this week.

Jwine21

12/6/21 11:54am

"We were coming off the euphoria of beating Weber State the week before"

NewMexiCoug

12/6/21 12:13pm

"We were distracted by the Big XII expansion."

Y05

12/6/21 1:07pm

lol, "The altitude"

panacablue

12/6/21 11:16am

"the game was non-commitable"

Cougarclaw

12/6/21 11:24am

Version 2.0 has been released.

JL31

12/6/21 12:45pm

The excuse generator had me cracking up

Jay_L

12/6/21 11:01am

One small quibble - we tied in women’s soccer.

CougGolf

12/6/21 11:05am

We tied in the fall but we beat them in the spring so I was using calendar year

JL31

12/6/21 11:48am

Excellent!

cosmohio

12/6/21 12:30pm

What are the laughs from Zach Wilson's mother?

ExitStageLeft

12/6/21 11:10am

Only classless jackyewts understand that.

PrimeQuantumDeek

12/6/21 11:11am

Most of us learned "without" is one word in 2nd grade. He didn't get that far.

Flippy

12/6/21 11:12am

W Volleyball x2

EEcougar

12/6/21 11:21am

Aaaand blocked 🤣🤣🤣 well done Jonny!

machete

12/6/21 11:29am

For the excuse generator this gets POTD

CougaRR4L

12/6/21 12:00pm

Dont forget Hockey

AltTabbins

12/6/21 1:23pm

Bro got his teeth kicked in after spending 17 hours trying to write a poem

runitup590

12/6/21 2:51pm

Men's and Women's cross country

12/6/21 2:54pm

Hahahahahahahahaha the excuse generator. Tweet of the freaking year

12/6/21 2:59pm

U & U, as well as September and December don't rhyme, good job on mother brother

doctorthunderpants

12/6/21 3:10pm

awesome stuff JL. also liked this haiku response

yahtzee

12/6/21 4:29pm

And mens ice hockey

docrick

12/6/21 5:47pm

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