How do you pee w/ enough pressure to keep the balloon from spilling back on you?

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Sep 27, 2022
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I asked the WYO fans sitting near me if they brought their urine-filled balloons

Str8CashCougar

9/27/22 2:53pm

I sat next to a Wyoming fan that had 20 balloons filled with urine. True story

WDaddy

9/27/22 2:54pm

I saw Wyoming fans peeing in the sink at a game, so ...

HenderCoug

9/27/22 2:55pm

I saw a Wyoming fan leave a Hogle Zoo bathroom without washing his hands.

firstclass

9/27/22 4:06pm

It's true - I saw it firsthand while at the game.

Ragnar Danneskjold

9/27/22 2:56pm

You actually did it?! How did you not predict a bad outcome? 😆

CougarLegend

9/27/22 8:11pm

I just assumed that's why their teams pants were yellow.

hydrocoug

9/27/22 2:57pm

how do they get enough pressure peeing to fill up the balloon enough so that it

CougarTwins

9/27/22 2:57pm

Collect in an alternate container that they pressurize and use to fill.

basman

9/27/22 2:59pm

Sounds like you've tried this before…

ochobeeguy

9/27/22 3:09pm

Step 1: Pee in it. Step 2: Blow air in it. Step 3: Throw

Jimo Dashen

9/27/22 3:32pm

There are some logistics between steps 2 and 3 that must be handled carefully

NorthwestCoug

9/27/22 4:52pm

I'd think the logistics between steps 1 and 2 would need to be handled more

StantonMac

9/27/22 5:31pm

let’s agree that if not handled well, it’ll all blow up in your face

NorthwestCoug

9/27/22 9:22pm

Where is the cringey face reaction option?

NYC and Japan

9/27/22 6:42pm

How do you pee w/ enough pressure to keep the balloon from spilling back on you?

CharlottesvilleCoug

9/27/22 5:34pm

They don’t

BYUyes

9/28/22 7:07pm

Ute fans are no better. my niece was a BYU cheerleader and at a BYU v Utah Bball game at the Huntsman center, Utah fans

Romex

9/27/22 2:58pm

Ah the Utes. There is a portion of their fan base that is simply vile.

BlooCoog

9/27/22 3:47pm

Please don't besmirch WYO fans by comparing them to commUTEr fans

Str8CashCougar

9/27/22 4:26pm

This is how they do it:

peartree

9/27/22 3:02pm

Video caught during the Wyoming game - not for the queesy

crack

9/27/22 3:07pm

Ha, ha, ha!

CharlottesvilleCoug

9/27/22 5:36pm

Pretty cheesy

BYUyes

9/28/22 7:10pm

When I was 13 I had the brilliant idea of peeing in a water balloon

Dennis Nedry

9/27/22 3:45pm

You have to I’ve able to fill the opening of the ballon…

Utefaninenemyland

9/27/22 4:15pm

Yes, this is what would likely happen. Not enough pressure to fill the balloon

CharlottesvilleCoug

9/27/22 5:37pm

“YOU’RE NO POKE, CITY SLICKER!!?!”

Q-grr

9/27/22 5:44pm

Not an urban legend. It happened. I know some people who were hit by pee bags.

BlooCoog

9/27/22 3:47pm

This is what I heard back in the day, also that it was drink cups not balloons.

cougarmikey

9/27/22 10:36pm

RE: I asked the WYO fans sitting near me if they brought their urine-filled

millar667

9/27/22 4:18pm

Would the average mans urine stream be

SFarkus

9/27/22 4:33pm

“Hold my beer!”

Q-grr

9/27/22 5:45pm

They'd throw ziplock bags of pee... and apparently it happened a lot when BYU traveled to Laramie...

Coug

9/27/22 4:34pm

Thankfully, I was never hit by a urine balloon while visiting Laramie, and

Ursas Puma

9/27/22 4:41pm

when I was kid, Dodger stadium had the communal urine troughs-I was traumatized

Str8CashCougar

9/27/22 4:51pm

It was that way when I was in the Army

Bullrider

9/27/22 7:48pm

They still have them in Lincoln.

Marvelous

9/27/22 8:11pm

Had a ballon thrown at us as a kid in Laramie, my Dad said it was pee, but I was

gww687

9/27/22 5:07pm

My friend who played at BYU in 2001 said anything in liquid form was thrown

Big McLargeHuge

9/27/22 5:27pm

Your dad played in 2001 and you are on cougarboard blows my mind a little

Cosmokid

9/27/22 5:36pm

Wish my Dad played there. Also, I'm 40. My buddy is 44.

Big McLargeHuge

9/28/22 8:11am

I presume you're story is TIC; you'd have to be a pretty big dork to really say

Jasbo

9/27/22 6:55pm

it was said in jest. But sarcasm always contains a kernel of truth. Also -

Str8CashCougar

9/28/22 7:05am

*your

Jasbo

9/27/22 6:55pm

We know it wasn’t the old timers filling up urine balloons…Pressure needed..

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