Not your job to protect was is the norm in society? Holy crap dude.

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Nov 26, 2022
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ColonelMustard

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If you tell your kids Santa isn’t real can you at least

DanSmith

11/25/22 10:57am

The moment our kids realized it wasn't real, we told them, wasn't it fun

paulb

11/25/22 10:59am

Not my job to protect your lies. Be honest with your kids and no worries.

BYUtka

11/25/22 11:00am

It’s not a lie if you believe it

DanSmith

11/25/22 11:03am

Hates fun⬆️

CougarTailDevourer

11/25/22 11:03am

Can you at least wait until my kids are older to tell them you’re their real father?

Odysseus

11/25/22 11:10am

Guys I don't know what your talking about... Obviously Santa's real so why worry

KyleHerrin

11/25/22 3:37pm

RE: Not my job to protect your lies. Be honest with your kids and no worries.

Marc Spector

11/25/22 11:24am

On brand

Backcountry

11/25/22 11:27am

I didn’t know JWs were on CB

kalifi

11/25/22 11:56am

Remind me not to invite you to any parties. 🙁

BleedCougarBlue2

11/25/22 2:10pm

Not your job to protect was is the norm in society? Holy crap dude.

ColonelMustard

11/26/22 9:43am

Someone needs a timeout

Ganjacoug

11/26/22 11:30am

Parents shouldn't lie to their kids

Deleted

11/25/22 11:02am

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paulb

11/25/22 11:02am

You’re giving parenting advice?

Breaded Hamster

11/25/22 11:04am

He’s really good at it

maxpowers

11/25/22 11:06am

I don't remember the last day I didn't lie to my kids.

shimmy

11/25/22 11:07am

I love it when people who don't have kids give parenting tips.

IGotAverageGifs

11/25/22 11:08am

Is BYUtka your dad?

maxpowers

11/25/22 11:14am

RE: Is BYUtka your dad?

JohnnyComeLately

11/25/22 11:16am

Lying to kids is a key part of parenting

Gustav

11/25/22 11:19am

I used to be a really honest person, but since having kids

wannnacruise

11/25/22 11:22am

So what did your parents tell you they were doing behind locked doors?

Marc Spector

11/25/22 11:25am

How many kids do you have again? Any more wisdom for us?

Backcountry

11/25/22 11:31am

I’m surprised you even have any kids if you tell your wife she looks fat in

ColonelMustard

11/26/22 9:44am

Your wife looks fat in everything?

Byron McNertney

11/26/22 2:27pm

Does this guy live in your neighborhood?

Gustav

11/25/22 11:04am

We told our older kids as long as they kept up the facade they would continue to

CougarAndMerlin

11/25/22 11:05am

Twisted

Ganjacoug

11/25/22 11:10am

Same. I also let the older kids help be Santa on Christmas eve. They love it.

RedBeard

11/25/22 12:56pm

We tell the kids when they are 8. They help with Christmas and totally took

CougarAndMerlin

11/25/22 1:02pm

You're having trouble with a 5 year old? You're not cut out for this.

rcbyufan

11/25/22 11:05am

Because her older friend told her Santa wasn’t real

DanSmith

11/25/22 11:07am

That's how everyone finds out. At 5 though, you should be able to put out the

rcbyufan

11/25/22 11:10am

Encourage lying on CB? Isn't that a violation of the CB Code of Ethics?

TNT

11/25/22 11:14am

I did but she’s a bit of a skeptic at heart

DanSmith

11/25/22 11:16am

That's a good thing. You're helping her develop. Don't just cave.

rcbyufan

11/25/22 11:18am

But Santa is real.

BYUtka

11/25/22 11:15am

Best of luck trying to deal with santa truthers. They're awful.

shimmy

11/25/22 11:06am

Das da troof

Marc Spector

11/25/22 11:27am

"It's true. Sometimes parents have to buy their kids gifts because they're so

notaboy

11/25/22 11:16am

Some teenager announced it over the pulpit in sacrament meeting

BYULAWGUY

11/25/22 11:23am

I'm the youngest of 4 boys. I never had the chance to believe in Santa.

Jeffacka

11/25/22 12:08pm

I hear your pain. Grandparents lived next door and we went there for Christmas

AF_Puma

11/25/22 1:13pm

Kids learn this from other kids. Parents who do tell their kids are certain to

JAGA97

11/25/22 12:19pm

My mom always said that Santa is the spirit of giving. And if you don't believe

TailgateU

11/26/22 12:24am

That’s how my mom did it and it made it so it wasn’t a big deal

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