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POLL: Would you let someone shoot you in the abdomen with a handgun for $100 million

Medute

1/26/23 4:39pm

What if it hits the spinal chord?

Robert Baratheon

1/26/23 4:40pm

RE: What if it hits the spinal chord?

JohnnyComeLately

1/26/23 4:41pm

Would definitely be the wrong note

Born2Fish

1/26/23 4:41pm

The aorta is going to be close so probably not a dead center shot

Medute

1/26/23 4:43pm

Then you picked someone with bad aim.

Coach's Dad

1/26/23 5:21pm

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JimmyZ

1/26/23 5:30pm

Yes. That would set my loved ones up for generations. I'd take my chances.

dryflyelk

1/26/23 4:42pm

I bet they'd waste it pretty quick. Easy come easy go

shimmy

1/26/23 4:44pm

and if there were docs right there, you could be under and in surgery within minutes.

dryflyelk

1/26/23 4:45pm

If I did I think i'd point them to the aorta

shimmy

1/26/23 4:43pm

I got shot in the abdomen once for no money at all. My employer was a dangerous guy and sold drugs. I had turned against

Busting Coveys

1/26/23 4:44pm

Were you doing summer sales at the time?

m0resn0w

1/26/23 4:45pm

Of sorts.

Busting Coveys

1/26/23 4:55pm

So would I die to give my family $100 million? Yes.

Backcountry

1/26/23 4:45pm

Heck...my wife would probably pull the trigger.

m0resn0w

1/26/23 4:46pm

Beat me to it!!!

LCcoug

1/26/23 5:06pm

It is unlikely that you die based on the stipulations

Medute

1/26/23 4:50pm

So we can't ask to die? I think i'd prefer to die if gutshot. The $100M is going to do more good for my kids than I

shimmy

1/26/23 4:56pm

You can kill yourself after. If you can’t do that, then you have to live

Medute

1/26/23 5:10pm

ok. then I'd take $5M off the top to have a hitman snipe me right after the check clears

shimmy

1/26/23 5:21pm

The odds favor death or a quality of life not worth living.

Backcountry

1/26/23 5:05pm

So superkid, youre telling me even if you were guaranteed a full recovery you

Backcountry

1/26/23 5:10pm

The stipulations are clear. They are going to shoot you in the abdomen but

Medute

1/26/23 5:13pm

One additional Q: Can I play the piano anymore?

HandwovenBox

1/26/23 5:44pm

I don't want to brag, but my kids would rather have me than an incremental $100MM

Clark Addison

1/26/23 7:54pm

Doubt it

Backcountry

1/26/23 8:02pm

Yeah - I'm not going to ask my kids about that.

Eddie

1/27/23 11:21am

The bullet would bounce off my washboard abs so 100% I would

conflictedcoug

1/26/23 4:49pm

What caliber handgun? I've been shot in the back and had to have surgery because it hit me in the colon, appendix, etc.

Nuke

1/26/23 4:50pm

.50 BMG from point blank.

cheezedawg

1/26/23 4:55pm

RE: .50 BMG from point blank.

Jacare

1/26/23 6:37pm

This is a very important question.

Eddie

1/26/23 4:56pm

Story time

Backcountry

1/26/23 5:06pm

Let’s do a standard military issue 9 mm - Beretta M9

Medute

1/26/23 5:42pm

$100 million and a cool scar? What's the down side here?

BYUtka

1/26/23 4:55pm

A friend from high school was killed letting his friend shoot him

RipCityCougar

1/26/23 4:56pm

Do medical expenses come out of the $100M? 😉

Eddie

1/26/23 4:57pm

Nope. Unless I could ensure it is a glancing blow. I don’t want any injuries

Littlerich

1/26/23 5:05pm

What about taxes? Where do I sign up?

BYU Fan

1/26/23 5:38pm

If it's a clean shot that doesn't hit your spinal cord or major artery, are all

UNLVcougar

1/26/23 5:58pm

What if he shot you in the face Harry?

demon_llama

1/26/23 6:01pm

RE: What if he shot you in the face Harry?

HandwovenBox

1/26/23 7:49pm

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