I know this post is meant as a joke, but in reality I'm guessing we only play 2 of UCF, Houston, and Cincinnati with 1 being at home and 1 being on the road. That would leave the other 3 home games against current members. I could see our home schedule being something like the following:

Houston
Kansas
Texas Tech
Oklahoma St

And then have our road schedule be something like this:

Cincinnati
TCU
Oklahoma
Kansas St
Iowa St

We would then avoid playing Texas, West Virginia, UCF, and Baylor this year.