Thanks. It’s an open and shut case. My role wasn’t very major.

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Apr 25, 2024
1:53:25pm

Alan Schaefer Walk-on

Thanks. It’s an open and shut case. My role wasn’t very major.

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Alan Schaefer

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Last login: Jun 13, 2024
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Author

Time

I have to testify in court next week for a serial killer trial I helped

Alan Schaefer

Apr 25, 12:02pm

Yes

Apr 25, 12:03pm

RE: I have to testify in court next week for a serial killer trial I helped

sethj250

Apr 25, 12:03pm

Absolutely

rad dawg

Apr 25, 12:03pm

I will probably end up doing it. But I’m scared.

Alan Schaefer

Apr 25, 12:05pm

Reveal the trial it's part of. Then we'll try and guess which witness is on CB

rad dawg

Apr 25, 12:07pm

I like this.

Alan Schaefer

Apr 25, 12:12pm

I'm guessing daybell?

goidcougs

Apr 25, 12:55pm

Thumbs up yes, Thumbs down no

Apr 25, 12:04pm

Thumbs up yes, Thumbs down...

Geldir

Apr 25, 12:07pm

We can see that you want to, so go for it!

Tricky

Apr 25, 12:05pm

I do. I really do

Alan Schaefer

Apr 25, 12:05pm

Let us know when you are on the dateline.

cougaman

Apr 25, 12:05pm

“but was it…… muuuuuuurder?”

Alan Schaefer

Apr 25, 12:11pm

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Buffalo

Apr 25, 12:05pm

Wait, you're not really Dutch?

md7Coug

Apr 25, 12:05pm

It’s been a long time since anyone called me by that name…

Alan Schaefer

Apr 25, 12:06pm

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Iman23

Apr 25, 12:06pm

Sure

Apr 25, 12:08pm

This you?

WorfoSAUR

Apr 25, 12:13pm

What if he has friends here. If you are dead, you can’t testify.

Malathion

Apr 25, 12:14pm

Good point. Need to reassess…

Alan Schaefer

Apr 25, 12:32pm

“The Candles were lit and the love notes were written. There were even some rose

Alan Schaefer

Apr 25, 1:51pm

RE: I have to testify in court next week for a serial killer trial I helped

Faceman

Apr 25, 12:17pm

You'll be easy to spot: the guy wearing a BYU polo tucked into cargo shorts.

gangbusters

Apr 25, 12:22pm

Don't forget the crocs.

Choke

Apr 25, 12:35pm

Thank you for your service Toby. About time Scranton Strangler is behind bars

MajorZeus

Apr 25, 12:23pm

Duh

vagabonder

Apr 25, 12:26pm

Good luck, Kato Kaelin.

garyfan

Apr 25, 12:30pm

Out yourself? I don't know, but you better shoutout to CB!

Choke

Apr 25, 12:35pm

Can we feed you lines to use as well?

ochobeeguy

Apr 25, 12:42pm

Just work CB into your answers somehow.

Apr 25, 1:22pm

I will if you guys can come up with a good enough one that won’t get me fired,

Alan Schaefer

Apr 25, 1:43pm

Well,that's were you have to be creative. Seriously though,Good Luck with your testimony.

Apr 25, 1:47pm

Thanks. It’s an open and shut case. My role wasn’t very major.

Alan Schaefer

Apr 25, 1:53pm

Awesome subject lines for $1000, Alex!

NWCoug

Apr 25, 1:27pm

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