RE: You don’t like pineapple? What do you have against Hawaiians?

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May 10, 2024
6:19:47pm

John Doe Slack-jawed Yokel

RE: You don’t like pineapple? What do you have against Hawaiians?

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John Doe

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Studies show that people who dislike pineapple on pizza

Archaea

May 10, 4:52pm

So on brand.

SJS

May 10, 4:54pm

You don’t like pineapple? What do you have against Hawaiians?

Archaea

May 10, 4:55pm

Pineapple

reagan21

May 10, 5:01pm

Figures. You don’t even like jelly beans

Archaea

May 10, 5:03pm

Only black jelly beans are acceptable

reagan21

May 10, 5:04pm

Licorice lover

Archaea

May 10, 5:05pm

Alliteration > licorice

reagan21

May 10, 5:07pm

Always alliterate above all

Archaea

May 10, 5:10pm

I love Hawaiian pizza, but I grew up in Hawaii and can tell you that Hawaiians

VenturaCoug

May 10, 6:11pm

RE: You don’t like pineapple? What do you have against Hawaiians?

John Doe

May 10, 6:19pm

Pineapple is the pickle of fruits

StantonMac

May 10, 4:56pm

I'd rather sit aisle or window in main than middle in comfort plus.

Bob Vance

May 10, 4:58pm

I am in the window seat.

Archaea

May 10, 5:04pm

RE: I am in the window seat.

StantonMac

May 10, 5:06pm

I think he means it's a mid-distance flight, not that his seat is in the middle

StantonMac

May 10, 5:05pm

Correct

Archaea

May 10, 5:05pm

Keep it in the politics category

Longseason

May 10, 4:59pm

Pineapple is amazing fresh, cold, and crisp. It is non of those on pizza.

JAGA97

May 10, 5:02pm

Why stop at pineapple? Why not orange slices and strawberries and mango?

Sir_Ten

May 10, 5:03pm

when you're starved, anything sounds good.

It's A Bowling Ball

May 10, 5:04pm

Good man

Archaea

May 10, 5:06pm

People who don’t like it are dumb. It’s good. People who find it acceptable are

reagan21

May 10, 5:05pm

I’m glad olives kept our Mediterranean ancestors alive, but they are horrible.

Joe Banks

May 10, 5:07pm

But a Hawaiian pizza with added pepperoni is fantastic.

Joe Banks

May 10, 5:08pm

Yet another item that is fine alone, but shouldn't be mixed with other foods

StantonMac

May 10, 5:08pm

You don’t know what you are missing

Archaea

May 10, 5:11pm

Nothing so completely changes and ruins the taste of a whole pizza as olives

Joe Banks

May 10, 5:13pm

Heresy! Italians know I speak the truth!

Archaea

May 10, 5:14pm

Pineapple on Pizza is an abomination in the sight of the Pizza gods. You

oryguncoug

May 10, 5:16pm

Blasphemy! Rare and I love sushi

Archaea

May 10, 5:25pm

I like steak rare. Pineapple is great, even on pizza.

Mississippi

May 10, 5:26pm

Can I swap the black olives for Kalamatas? If so, that pizza is FIRE

Spine

May 10, 5:22pm

All meats with jalapenos and onions and mushrooms.

SoValleyCOUG

May 10, 5:24pm

Sorry. I don’t eat fungi or toe jam.

Archaea

May 10, 5:29pm

Wimp

SoValleyCOUG

May 10, 6:52pm

Olives are gross

pink22

May 10, 5:37pm

You should delete your account.

joelvandyne

May 10, 5:41pm

Are commie fascist pigs. 😂

Lifi

May 10, 5:44pm

I love being a commie then

karatekid

May 10, 7:00pm

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