Jesus was an undocumented immigrant

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Mar 24, 2017
7:38:30pm

OU Cougar All-American

Jesus was an undocumented immigrant

http://www.politifact.com/punditfact/statements/2015/sep/03/ryan-eller/jesus-was-undocumented-immigrant-ordained-minister/

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Author

Time

If someone is illegally here using a fake social security number to work

OU Cougar

3/24/17 5:28pm

Marry them

billyrust

3/24/17 5:30pm

TNT has one question

TNT

3/24/17 5:34pm

Yes, you can marry a Mexican pinball machine

billyrust

3/24/17 5:39pm

Awesome

TNT

3/24/17 5:58pm

Wait. Are there Mexican manufacturers?

TNT

3/24/17 6:03pm

RE: Wait. Are there Mexican manufacturers?

billyrust

3/24/17 6:21pm

Eh

TNT

3/24/17 6:32pm

El

billyrust

3/24/17 6:37pm

Wait for the next round of amnesty?

SandYFan

3/24/17 5:31pm

Have them identify as a newborn and request a SSN

Busiturtle

3/24/17 5:32pm

I would think not under the scenario you gave.

ByuMba90

3/24/17 5:33pm

I hate it because she's been here 25 years, has all these kids

OU Cougar

3/24/17 5:38pm

The govt knows exactly what's going on. Don't be naive.

mulletino

3/24/17 5:40pm

Why would you want to aid and abet a deliberate law breaker?

Non-mo Coug

3/24/17 5:41pm

Church stuff

OU Cougar

3/24/17 5:45pm

so let me know if I got this right: Jesus Christ, during his personal ministry, only helped people who never broke a law

HarlemCoug

3/24/17 6:07pm

The Lord never helped people continue in thier law violations and dishonesty

SEUTAHCoug

3/24/17 6:38pm

the Church calls illegals to be Bishops - they give them temple recommends - we're totally fine with people ignoring

HarlemCoug

3/24/17 6:46pm

Please quote from the Church Handbook to back your claim

SEUTAHCoug

3/24/17 6:55pm

Here is the church's statement that shows they want the laws changed and that they want illegals to stay. It's been the

HarlemCoug

3/24/17 7:19pm

You purposely ommit very key parts of that statement

SEUTAHCoug

3/24/17 7:30pm

the church's policy is clear. this statement couldn't be more simple. the statement has been reiterated again and

HarlemCoug

3/24/17 7:37pm

I invite you to not judge me & to stop mischaracterizing my position.

SEUTAHCoug

3/24/17 7:47pm

Brigham Young almost took up arms against the U.S. government.

OpusX

3/24/17 8:07pm

Jesus was an undocumented immigrant

OU Cougar

3/24/17 7:38pm

If she has SS card, I assume she's paying taxes. I assume she's buying goods.

OpusX

3/24/17 6:24pm

How does that work out when the other person wants to start collecting benefits?

John Doe

3/24/17 6:43pm

They are dead.

Finngirl

3/24/17 9:12pm

So a registered Democrat voter.

ByuMba90

3/25/17 12:38pm

Do you assume she pays taxes because of her menial job or many children?

JAGA97

3/25/17 6:00pm

If the children were born in the US, I believe they can stay, but she will go if

rmsenior

3/24/17 5:45pm

Not necessarily true but definitely possible

byuTX

3/24/17 9:42pm

It definitely is possible but I would need more information to see if she qualifies for anything. BM me for more details

byuTX

3/24/17 5:39pm

One thing that made me sick was Elder T.

BYUblitzkrieg

3/24/17 5:45pm

She'll have to marry a US citizen, as long as she never got caught.

3/24/17 5:45pm

Not necessarily true, depends on the case details

byuTX

3/24/17 9:39pm

One thing that made me sick was Elder T.

BYUblitzkrieg

3/24/17 5:46pm

Did you ever hear the story about Elder T. and Ulisses?

3/24/17 6:14pm

It made me sick

billyrust

3/24/17 6:19pm

It's basically impossible to become legal under the current system.

Mexbyualum

3/24/17 6:20pm

Not true.

CougarThug

3/25/17 5:49pm

What about all your Hispanic SIL'd Hispanic family members that can't fix their status?

byuTX

3/25/17 5:55pm

Like I said, depends on the country.

Mexbyualum

3/25/17 6:52pm

It's much more complicated than that. And it's closer to 30 years for Mexicans, depending on category

byuTX

3/25/17 6:57pm

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