You need to start each day with bowl of Colon Blow.

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Jan 11, 2018
12:12:55pm

jdub Unofficial CB Pollyanna

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jdub

Bio page: jdub
Joined: May 13, 2004
Last login: Jun 7, 2024
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Time

POLL: When do you poop

IceBlueCoug Playmaker

1/11/18 11:57am

Belongs in the “Nothing but Crap” category

Cougar-Duck

1/11/18 11:58am

great now I'm gonna get suspended

IceBlueCoug

1/11/18 12:00pm

Not necessarily. One man's poop is another man's CB post.

AndyDwyer

1/11/18 12:15pm

Always when I am awake.

Baron

1/11/18 11:58am

RE: POLL: When do you poop

Indy Coug

1/11/18 11:58am

I have a confession to make

hxmCougar2000

1/11/18 11:58am

This is why we need to be able to edit polls!!

IceBlueCoug

1/11/18 11:59am

multiple times a day

BlueFrog

1/11/18 11:59am

I concur. This post needs an “all of the above.”

Ty10s_WinGames

1/11/18 7:28pm

Whenever I need to

supertux

1/11/18 11:59am

And also sometimes when I don't

supertux

1/11/18 12:27pm

ideally when i get home from work. but i'm on a pretty regular before work

smokymountainrain

1/11/18 12:01pm

Once every 3-4 days.

sgriff

1/11/18 12:01pm

Really, that sounds terribly painful.

RC Vikings

1/11/18 12:05pm

Nah. It’s fine. And the savings on toilet paper is huge.

sgriff

1/11/18 12:17pm

You need to start each day with bowl of Colon Blow.

jdub

1/11/18 12:12pm

That's awful

Cougarealist

1/11/18 3:53pm

No way. I wouldn't change it. I have no decerable negative side effects.

sgriff

1/11/18 3:58pm

Other than lugging around a lot of extra poop all the time, and being unable to spell "discernible"

jdub

1/11/18 4:10pm

oh, and all along I thought he was trying to spell desirable

Nat Gas Man

1/11/18 4:12pm

maybe it was "defecatable"?

jdub

1/11/18 4:14pm

Ha. Yeah. I suck at spelling. Maybe it's all the back up...

sgriff

1/11/18 4:16pm

Yes.

RalphWiggam

1/11/18 12:02pm

When I feel i have to poop. It's pretty random.

SLC-Warrior

1/11/18 12:03pm

All of the above.

byujacob

1/11/18 12:04pm

RE: POLL: When do you poop

Coug

1/11/18 12:05pm

I need the ability to answer multiple times for one day

DrKennethNoisewater

1/11/18 12:05pm

When I was 60 I woke up @ 6:00 and took a long pee @ 7:00 and a dump @ 8:00

Nat Gas Man

1/11/18 12:06pm

This one brought tears to my eyes, lol

FatherOFive

1/11/18 12:13pm

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FatherOFive

1/11/18 12:14pm

not everybody was reading that very closely

Nat Gas Man

1/11/18 12:15pm

It's too bad, because that was awesome.

FatherOFive

1/11/18 12:24pm

Boardname checks out

Cougarrr

1/11/18 12:19pm

They don't call it a morning constitutional for nothing.

chago04

1/11/18 12:07pm

Yeah I poop twice a day most of the time. Morning and evening.

JuicyJam

1/11/18 12:14pm

Your username is now a little grosser than I thought.

chago04

1/11/18 12:18pm

It’s random for me. Sometimes I’m like the volleyball team and I mishit

Alpi Gusto

1/11/18 12:17pm

When reading Cougarboard

EastCougar

1/11/18 12:19pm

You get my 2nd place vote for most witty response. lol

FatherOFive

1/11/18 12:25pm

When I need a break from the kids.

blackandblue

1/11/18 12:27pm

What option do you pick if you're not that regular?

buffgato

1/11/18 12:27pm

When the turtles get curious.

rtNelson

1/11/18 12:41pm

All of the above

che flaco

1/11/18 12:58pm

Hahaha-- "After you wake up"- let's hope it was not before you wake up.

thaws

1/11/18 1:15pm

did you read my post?

Nat Gas Man

1/11/18 1:32pm

Literally as I type this reply.

Seaward

1/11/18 2:02pm

TMI

Nat Gas Man

1/11/18 2:58pm

Whenever. As long as I do it at work so I get paid for it.

thaskoozcoug

1/11/18 3:23pm

It would even be better if you went across the street to the competitor's office

Nat Gas Man

1/11/18 3:56pm

Frequently.

Homercles

1/11/18 4:49pm

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